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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Just the one for today, again - but Extreme Measures will be following very shortly, the end is nigh!

This image comes from Star Trek Interactive, despite what I've said about it before. . .

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Founder: What do you mean the tryouts for the Planet of the Apes musical review were yesterday!!

Weyoun: *like a typical sycophant* Founder, what was I thinking, you have already won the lead role! You will do a wonderful job. *bows*

Fonder: Did I ask you lackey boy.

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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

[This message was edited by Jay on May 28, 1999.]

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Weyoun: "Shedding season so soon?"

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Weyoun: Nope, Calvin Klein doesn't seem to work, let's try Estee Lauder.

Founder: No, no, use Elizabeth Arden.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on May 28, 1999.]

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Weyoun: My, my, you look absolutely gorgeous.....

Founder: Has someone been playing around with the cloning equipment again?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Founder: "Coffee. Now."

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
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They Might Be Giants

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Weyoun: "And how are you feeling, Founder?"

Founder: "Better."

Weyoun: "Ah, good!"

Founder: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
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They Might Be Giants

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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What's gross is someone who picks at their scabs.
What's grosser than gross is someone who picks at other people's scabs.
What's grosser than that is someone who's scabs peel themselves...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Weyoun: Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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a pouch of centauri duckats to whoever gets this reference...

Pascal: Buckman, There was a fingernail in my soup today! Yesterday there was a BANDAID!

Buckman: The bandaid was keeping the fingernail on, sir.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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That would be Up Periscope! with Kelsey Grammer. Can I have my dukats now?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Founder: Weyoun, one more comment about my staying in the tanning bed too long, and I will activate your next clone. Now go get my aloe!

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Actually, its "Down Periscope"....you get half the pouch....ehehehe

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Founder: "If you have any intention of not being replaced by the nineteen Weyoun, I suggest you remove your hand from my hip."

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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In order to test the loyalty of Weyoun Nine, the Founder has herself delivered to his room disguised as a Pizza.

Weyoun: *gagging* "Your. . . Magnificence, you still have some Mozzarella on yourself!"

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