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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Oh, heck, who cares where I got these pics? Anyone? By the way, this is a trick question: anyone who says 'yes' is actually answering the question "who wants to be bludgeoned?"

Ahh, D�tente. It's like Camp David all over again!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Romulan *thinking*: Ewww...... Klingon Targ Lice....... why can't he use Skull and Crossbones?

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Martok: Touch my butt again and I will turn you into minced Targ meat!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Jay! You took my joke!

Oh well, here's a better one, hehehe.

Martok: I tell ya, this war has taken me away from my mate for a long time... You're starting to look good to me.

Romulan: *unpleasant sneer*

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Martok: "The Klingon Empire will *crush* the Dominion and its army of eunuchs!"

[looks at Romulan] "No offense."

Romulan: "None taken."

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*in the middle of a giggling fit* i think all the good answers are given already! *L* i can't come up with one :P

btw...eunuchs? do we *know* that about all the Weyoun clones? or was that simply a reference to the Jem'Hadar? *L*

Seriously though...if anyone knows, this could come in handy for my fanfiction *L*

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Romulan: "And there he was, quite calmly palming through my underwear drawer."

Martok: "I saw a Changeling."

Romulan: "So you decided to combat it by bravely trying on my bikini briefs?"

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Martok: I tell you Worf, Senator Nell is WITHOUT HONOUR!!

Worf: the only thing we know for certain about Nell, is that whrn you're talking about him, he's right behind you.

Senator Nell: Hi.

Martok: I meant "without honour" in a good sort of way.

Senator Nell: Uh-huh.

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[This message was edited by Gaseous Anomaly on June 17, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The end is nigh. The winner of this one is Gaseous Anomaly with a late entry. Runners-up are Jay and Sol, who may well have tried that excuse in real life. 8)

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Sol has never touched my butt in real life!!

Oh and thanks for the Runner Up.

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Odd... I never even saw this thread 'til now... Hm...

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I would cheer, but you've made me too self-conscious.

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Dr. Leonard H. McCoy

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
*Takes a polite bow, and leaves the thread*

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.