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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

Oh, heck, who cares where I got these pics? Anyone? By the way, this is a trick question: anyone who says 'yes' is actually answering the question "who wants to be bludgeoned?"

Ahh, D�tente. It's like Camp David all over again!

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

posted

Romulan *thinking*: Ewww...... Klingon Targ Lice....... why can't he use Skull and Crossbones?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

posted

Martok: Touch my butt again and I will turn you into minced Targ meat!

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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Jay! You took my joke!

Oh well, here's a better one, hehehe.

Martok: I tell ya, this war has taken me away from my mate for a long time... You're starting to look good to me.

Romulan: *unpleasant sneer*

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Martok: "The Klingon Empire will *crush* the Dominion and its army of eunuchs!"

[looks at Romulan] "No offense."

Romulan: "None taken."

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
Member # 110

posted

*in the middle of a giggling fit* i think all the good answers are given already! *L* i can't come up with one :P

btw...eunuchs? do we *know* that about all the Weyoun clones? or was that simply a reference to the Jem'Hadar? *L*

Seriously though...if anyone knows, this could come in handy for my fanfiction *L*

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

Romulan: "And there he was, quite calmly palming through my underwear drawer."

Martok: "I saw a Changeling."

Romulan: "So you decided to combat it by bravely trying on my bikini briefs?"

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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"

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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
Member # 114

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Martok: I tell you Worf, Senator Nell is WITHOUT HONOUR!!

Worf: the only thing we know for certain about Nell, is that whrn you're talking about him, he's right behind you.

Senator Nell: Hi.

Martok: I meant "without honour" in a good sort of way.

Senator Nell: Uh-huh.

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.

[This message was edited by Gaseous Anomaly on June 17, 1999.]

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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The end is nigh. The winner of this one is Gaseous Anomaly with a late entry. Runners-up are Jay and Sol, who may well have tried that excuse in real life. 8)

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Sol has never touched my butt in real life!!

Oh and thanks for the Runner Up.

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

Odd... I never even saw this thread 'til now... Hm...

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"If you hear only one song this year, there's something terribly wrong with you."
-They Might Be Giants, "Critic Intro"

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

I would cheer, but you've made me too self-conscious.

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"According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes."
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Dr. Leonard H. McCoy

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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
Member # 114

posted

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
*Takes a polite bow, and leaves the thread*

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.

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