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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Yes, it is the Capcom Tour of Star Trek, where we explore the entire universe of our favourite Television series. This pic comes from You Can't Do That on Star Trek, click on the image to visit.

We now end our tour with a quick visit to Captain Janeway's Ready room, where we have a VERY special guest among us...... *hyuk*

Special thanks go to Alastair Mabbott, creator of this magnificent image, and who gave me permission to use this pic for this CapCom.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 06, 1999.]

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Kirk: "So, there's still an Enterprise around?"
Janeway: "Yes, and you'll be heading straight toward it if you don't move your hand."

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Kirk *to himself*: Hmmm...even in the 24th century Starfleet women have nice asses. And I thought chasing tail in the 23rd century was fun...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Charles Capps and Jubilee McGann finally meet.

Charles: "Oooh, yeah..."

Jubee: "Oy... Someone, please, please send me back to the delta quadrant!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Kirk: "Look casual, so no one suspects we just had incredible sex."

Janeway: "But we *didn't* have sex!"

Kirk: "Yeah, just like that."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Captain Kirk boldly goes where no hand has gone before

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Kirk to himself: "Is it me or have women got larger in the last 70 years!?!"

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*in his best BBC wildlife narrator voice*

Even in the captivity, the adult male Kirk is smaller that the adult female Janeway. And just like in nature, he must move quickly away from the female Janeway after mating. If the Kirk is slow in his withdrawal, or stops to pose in best "I've just done the wild thing with the captain" pose, then the adult Janeway may well devour him for food.

*end BBC voice*

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Janeway, thinking to herself: I know what Kirk's doing, but do I *really* want to waste this precious coffee by throwing it in his face?

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Revolted by the spectacle of CC and Jubes, the Forum population use the decommissioned Galaxy-class Enterforum-G to make their escape.

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Janeway: So, erm...does my bum look big in this? Or just my hair?

Kirk: well, i can't see your bum...lemme find out another way....

Janeway: that is NOT what i had in mind...

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Voyager writers attempt yet another lame ploy to boost ratings by inserting old footage and characters into the show, and call it a 'homage' to the original series...

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Mulgrew *looks at director*: Hey! Can't you tell this sex fiend that "You can't do that on Star Trek!" Gimme a break...!

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Kirk: Give me a bone here, people. Really...

Crewman *offscreen*: You mean bum?

Kirk: No, already got one of those...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*news anchor speak*

In a new act of political correctness, the government altered the "Thinking Man" statue to include a woman.

Shortly after the alteration, over 500 suits were filed for Sexual Harrasment, citing the cause as the demeaning pose of the "Thinking Persons".

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Embarassingly, Jim Kirk is forced to go on a date without his lifts....

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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise. Mr Spock, we've found that escaped tribble..."

Janeway's Hair: "Coo coo, purr purr, squeak coo"
[Translation: "It's a fair cop!"]

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Well, all good things come to an end. It was fun judging these, I tell ya....... *sigh*

Ok, the Winner is Jedi Weyoun (I never liked that hairdo........). Runners up are Krenim for revealing Janeway's everlasting addiction to Coffee, and Warped1701. Be Careful, though, that name is kinda copyrighted.

Ta Ta For Now.

Forgot: AndrewR gets an Honourable mention for his careful observation of Janeway's size in comparison to Captain Kirk.

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[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 14, 1999.]

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*LOL* Yeah! cool

hehe. *exuberant naughty Jedi*

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

heh heh thanks (c;

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999