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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Yes, it is the Capcom Tour of Star Trek, where we explore the entire universe of our favourite Television series. This pic comes from You Can't Do That on Star Trek, click on the image to visit.

We now end our tour with a quick visit to Captain Janeway's Ready room, where we have a VERY special guest among us...... *hyuk*

Special thanks go to Alastair Mabbott, creator of this magnificent image, and who gave me permission to use this pic for this CapCom.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 06, 1999.]


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Aethelwer
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Kirk: "So, there's still an Enterprise around?"
Janeway: "Yes, and you'll be heading straight toward it if you don't move your hand."

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Warped1701
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Kirk *to himself*: Hmmm...even in the 24th century Starfleet women have nice asses. And I thought chasing tail in the 23rd century was fun...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Charles Capps and Jubilee McGann finally meet.

Charles: "Oooh, yeah..."

Jubee: "Oy... Someone, please, please send me back to the delta quadrant!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus


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Xentrick
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Kirk: "Look casual, so no one suspects we just had incredible sex."

Janeway: "But we *didn't* have sex!"

Kirk: "Yeah, just like that."


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Xentrick
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Captain Kirk boldly goes where no hand has gone before
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AndrewR
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Kirk to himself: "Is it me or have women got larger in the last 70 years!?!"

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace


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Jay the Obscure
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*in his best BBC wildlife narrator voice*

Even in the captivity, the adult male Kirk is smaller that the adult female Janeway. And just like in nature, he must move quickly away from the female Janeway after mating. If the Kirk is slow in his withdrawal, or stops to pose in best "I've just done the wild thing with the captain" pose, then the adult Janeway may well devour him for food.

*end BBC voice*

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You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.


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Krenim
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Janeway, thinking to herself: I know what Kirk's doing, but do I *really* want to waste this precious coffee by throwing it in his face?

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Revolted by the spectacle of CC and Jubes, the Forum population use the decommissioned Galaxy-class Enterforum-G to make their escape.

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel


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Jedi Weyoun
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Janeway: So, erm...does my bum look big in this? Or just my hair?

Kirk: well, i can't see your bum...lemme find out another way....

Janeway: that is NOT what i had in mind...

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Jeff Raven
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Voyager writers attempt yet another lame ploy to boost ratings by inserting old footage and characters into the show, and call it a 'homage' to the original series...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam


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Warped1701
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Mulgrew *looks at director*: Hey! Can't you tell this sex fiend that "You can't do that on Star Trek!" Gimme a break...!

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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Warped1701
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Kirk: Give me a bone here, people. Really...

Crewman *offscreen*: You mean bum?

Kirk: No, already got one of those...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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Warped1701
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*news anchor speak*

In a new act of political correctness, the government altered the "Thinking Man" statue to include a woman.

Shortly after the alteration, over 500 suits were filed for Sexual Harrasment, citing the cause as the demeaning pose of the "Thinking Persons".

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV


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