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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...

What expect you from 900 year old? English perfect?

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."


 

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Luke: *thinking* How did I ever get hooked up with this little green troll.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!


 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Luke: "Damn... Who would've thought such a little person could have such a big bum?"

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"
 

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Yoda: How feel you?

Luke: Okay, I guess.

Yoda: How feel you? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

Luke: Just my luck! This isn't the real Yoda! This is the doddering old fool Yoda from the MTV Movie Awards!

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Ewan MacGregor receives coaching in Obi-Wan's mannerisms from Sir Alec Guinness himself!

Guinness: "No! Like this: *stares ahead* 'Obi-Wan Kenobi. . . now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. . .'"

MacGregor: "Ach, George, I dinnae think I can dae this! Can I no' play a Jawa instead?"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

 

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Yoda: Move your hand, or show you the force I will!!

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
Yoda: Look 900 years old now, I may. But in episode one, much younger looking I will be.

Luke: But, Master Yoda, episode one is only 50 years in the past.

Yoda: Question what I say, you will not! Look much younger I will.

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs


 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Luke: "Think you about what, Master Yoda?" *mutters* "Oh, great! Now doing it too I am!"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

 

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Luke: "It's a little small, there's no parking, zero closet space, and eight hundred a month seems a little expensive for 'rustic charm.' I'd have to think about it."

Yoda: "Interested, are others. Soon you decide. Hmmm, yes."
 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Yoda: "Getting old I am, and senile. Sure am I the ceiling higher than this it was."

Luke: "If build in a swamp you must, then get used to sinking you will."

Yoda: "Oi!"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Noel (left) and Liam Gallegher pictured at the press conference announcing the dissolution of Oasis and the forming of their new band, Swamp.

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Yoda: "Watchers 3."

Hamill: "Oof! You reckon? The MTV Movie Awards with Lisa Kudrow."

Yoda: "OK. Topped me you have."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

 

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
As Yoda farts, the TV(lower left corner in pic) begins to rise into the air.

Luke (thinking): Cool, I get to learn to do that!

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[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited July 06, 1999).]
 

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Luke: "Uh, Master Yoda..."
Yoda: "Quiet! My favorite song this is."
Weird Al: "Yoda...Y-O-D-A, Yoda..."

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"I could never sleep my way to the top, 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up." - TMBG
 

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Yoda: Through the Force, things you will see...send messages through telepathy, you can.

Luke: I think its working...I'm sending a message to Leia...

Yoda: What do you see now?

Luke: I see a Teller from AT&T asking for $40 for the next 3 minutes...

Yoda: I knew it! Soon they did find a way to charge mental messages...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."


 

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
 
Luke:*thinking* Um...okay...he's been in this trance thing ever since he tasted that........soup. Beeeeeeeeeen!!!! what do i doooooo?? I never learned the Heimlich manuever! And...erk...I don't really wanna breathe into his mouth! EEW! old man cooties!


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    Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
     
    Yoda: *reads out of a book*
    "Grandma, what big eyes, have you!"
    "All the better, for to see you, they are."

    Luke: *That's the last time I ask for a bedtime story.....*

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    "Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
    No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
    You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
    Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
    What it is to be in love and have that love returned"


     

    Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
     
    Yoda: One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.

    Luke: (Thinking) Oh god, now he's doing ear ups.

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    Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
     
    Luke: *into recorder* The subject has seemed to come to a halt. I remain closely behind it soo he cannot see me. When he is least expecting it, I'm gonna get him pissed by jamming my thumb up his butthole.

    Yoda: Jam up my butthole with your finger, will you? I'll lift off the ground with you. Strong in the force are you, but not that strong. Prepare to butt whipped have you.

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    GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
    Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.
     

    Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
     
    Yoda: "Many people beaten have I, yes."

    Luke, thinking: Yeah right! By chopping of their legs and running like hell.

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    "Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
    but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

    - Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
     

    Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
     
    Yoda: "Much hopes had I of playing Bilbo, yes. . . but given it to Luke Perry they have!"
     
    Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
     
    *incidentally, can't WAIT until that movie comes out*

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    "Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
    No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
    You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
    Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
    What it is to be in love and have that love returned"



     

    Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
     
    Luke: "Skywalker to Lucas. The Muppets want a pay raise or no show."

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    Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
     

    Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
     
    A scene from Star Wars and the Holy Grail...

    Yoda: "Back here come and what coming to you is take! Bite your legs off will I!"

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    "They gave the ferret a teleprompter!"
    -Louie the Lizard, Budweiser commercial
     

    Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
     
    The Green Knight always wins!

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    Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
     
    Luke: "I will call him...Mini-Doesn't-Look-Much-Like-Me."
     
    Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
     
    First One gets this hands down. You don't know how many times I've watched Yoda and started talking like him subconsciously!
    Second place goes to Altair, though I don't think Yoda could get very far!
    Honorable mention goes to TSN...always good, Monty Python references are.

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    Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
     
    Jeff: nor do we *want* to know how many times you've started talking like Yoda, dear ;-) Or JarJar for that matter. *L* *hugs* heh

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    Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
     
    Me Gods! Whata yousa sayin? Mesa tinkin dis is bom-bad.

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    Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
     
    This just came to me over breakfast. . . 8)

    Yoda: "Er. . . your father, he is."

    *Luke is shocked; Yoda continues*

    Yoda: "Unexpected this is. . . and unfortunate."

    Luke: "Unfortunate that I know the truth?"

    Yoda: "No, unexpected. This scene from the next movie it is. Have the script I do not."
     



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