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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...

What expect you from 900 year old? English perfect?

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Luke: *thinking* How did I ever get hooked up with this little green troll.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Luke: "Damn... Who would've thought such a little person could have such a big bum?"

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Yoda: How feel you?

Luke: Okay, I guess.

Yoda: How feel you? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

Luke: Just my luck! This isn't the real Yoda! This is the doddering old fool Yoda from the MTV Movie Awards!

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Ewan MacGregor receives coaching in Obi-Wan's mannerisms from Sir Alec Guinness himself!

Guinness: "No! Like this: *stares ahead* 'Obi-Wan Kenobi. . . now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. . .'"

MacGregor: "Ach, George, I dinnae think I can dae this! Can I no' play a Jawa instead?"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Yoda: Move your hand, or show you the force I will!!

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WHO ARE YOU

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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Yoda: Look 900 years old now, I may. But in episode one, much younger looking I will be.

Luke: But, Master Yoda, episode one is only 50 years in the past.

Yoda: Question what I say, you will not! Look much younger I will.

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Luke: "Think you about what, Master Yoda?" *mutters* "Oh, great! Now doing it too I am!"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Luke: "It's a little small, there's no parking, zero closet space, and eight hundred a month seems a little expensive for 'rustic charm.' I'd have to think about it."

Yoda: "Interested, are others. Soon you decide. Hmmm, yes."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Yoda: "Getting old I am, and senile. Sure am I the ceiling higher than this it was."

Luke: "If build in a swamp you must, then get used to sinking you will."

Yoda: "Oi!"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Noel (left) and Liam Gallegher pictured at the press conference announcing the dissolution of Oasis and the forming of their new band, Swamp.

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Yoda: "Watchers 3."

Hamill: "Oof! You reckon? The MTV Movie Awards with Lisa Kudrow."

Yoda: "OK. Topped me you have."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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As Yoda farts, the TV(lower left corner in pic) begins to rise into the air.

Luke (thinking): Cool, I get to learn to do that!

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WHO ARE YOU

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited July 06, 1999).]

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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Luke: "Uh, Master Yoda..."
Yoda: "Quiet! My favorite song this is."
Weird Al: "Yoda...Y-O-D-A, Yoda..."

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"I could never sleep my way to the top, 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up." - TMBG

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Yoda: Through the Force, things you will see...send messages through telepathy, you can.

Luke: I think its working...I'm sending a message to Leia...

Yoda: What do you see now?

Luke: I see a Teller from AT&T asking for $40 for the next 3 minutes...

Yoda: I knew it! Soon they did find a way to charge mental messages...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

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