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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And the future is...me! Lee has gone off his trolley, and now thinks that he's a small island of the coast of Africa, so I'll be taking over CapCom duties for the time being. And due to whatnot happening, I haven't had time to score the internet looking for picture that Lee hasn't used. So instead, I bring you my patented Dogily scanned pics from magazines (TM).
These are from SFX mag BTW, and for this new beginning, I have gone back TO the beginning (see how clever that was?). But I couldn't find any nice pics from The Cage. Or Where No Man has Gone Before. So you'll have to make do with these first season pics. Tsk, some people eh?

Here's the first one. And it's...er...well...erm...

Argh...I hate acid flashbacks

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Headmaster suspended for using big-faced boy as satellite-dish
-The Day Today

[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited August 16, 1999).]

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Captain Kirk contracts the dreaded Smurf Syndrome.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Kirk: Growl! Roar! Hiss!

Bones: You're not scaring anyone, Jim.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Kirk: Do a little dance, make a little love...get down tonight!! Oooo, touch me, I'm hot for you sailor man.

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You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup!
~Homer Simpson

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

James T. Kirk bows to the gods of anti-celibacy.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Actually, I have a much better version of this pic in my Future CapComs directory. . . want to put it up instead? Mail me, care of Madagascar.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Footage that proves once and for all that Kirk is an Android..........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kirk: #*$%)#! I hate it when you write on the chalk board and you get your arms all dust!

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Captain Kirk attempts to pass the Shaolin graduation exam.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Paternal Announcer Voice: "So, you and your buddies are going overseas, huh? Looking to fight for your mom and your little brother and your best girl? To prove to the world that your country is the best country on Earth? Well, good for you! But be warned, one of the worst enemies you face won't be the vile forces of International Communism. You're smarter and stronger than those deluded worshipers of Marx. No, your worst enemy isn't a man at all. It's a bug. A virus, to be exact. Where is it found? Why, in the one place you'd least expect."

*shots of pretty young girls of various nationalities flash by*

Yes, they sure are lookers, aren't they? But behind that exotic exterior lay the horrors of Veneral Disease. Oh, is he talking about VD again? you ask. Yes, Old Man VD.

*picture of a menacing Fu Manchu-esque cartoon character crouching on the shoulder of one of the women*

Back home, we've pretty much got him conquered. Old Man VD is on the ropes, and falling fast.

*animated sequence showing Old Man VD in a boxing match with a giant pair of anthropomorphic hypodermic needles; he takes one to the jaw and falls*

But we're not talking about that kind of VD, the kind that might make you miss the Prom or the Homecoming game. You're heading straight into Old Man VD's HQ, and has he got some surprises up his sleeve.

*Old Man VD sits atop his jungle tower and rubs his hands together viciously*

But telling you about all this won't do as much as showing you. So take a look at some of your fellows who've hit the mat.

P.S. I apologize for the length, which will probably disqualify me, but once I got that image in my head I couldn't get it out. I still can't. Please help me.

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Hello (The Band)

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Shatner: "Look, I'm hip!"

Friend of Shatner: "Bill...for the last time, it's the Velvet UnderGROUND, not the Velvet UnderARM."

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"Hey Mr. Boo, fly away home. Your house is so lovely, your children so nice."
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Hello (The Band)

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Kirk: "I surrender! Let me live, and I can get you all the redshirts you want."

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Kirk joins the Blue Tatoo tribe of southeren Madagascar.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

If William Shatner was attacked by brain-sucking leaches early in TOS's first season, that might come to explain a few things.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sol, just as I began to look this over tonight, I got the same exact idea... then I read your post, and I don't think I could have done any better! *LOL*

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kirk: Does your deodorant leave a residue? Well, now you can do it in colors! Try Cool Blue, or our new Fresh Scent Purple!

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

James T. Kirk, the guess referee for the first inter-galactic football match, begins to signal the latest touchdown. The score now is:

Gorn Gladiators - 28
Tholian Thundering Herd - 14

To protest the latest bad call by Kirk, the Tholian coach inflicts the heinous "blue arms phage" on the referee.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Shatner: "Listen, I'm TRYING to do the scene, but the girl's damn skin coloring keeps rubbing off on my arms! Why can't she just be a Human girl?"

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Sorry, computer blowing-up badness has caused the late judging of this entry. If you want to complain, then tough noogies, cause you can't. BWAHAHAHAAHAHHA

Anyway, the winner is...

KRENIM
For the Smurf syndrome.

Runner-up is...

Jeff Raven
For the underarm deodorant.

And an honourable mention must go so our very own ladies man... Sol System for effort, and having an unhealthy obsession with STD's...

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