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And the future is...me! Lee has gone off his trolley, and now thinks that he's a small island of the coast of Africa, so I'll be taking over CapCom duties for the time being. And due to whatnot happening, I haven't had time to score the internet looking for picture that Lee hasn't used. So instead, I bring you my patented Dogily scanned pics from magazines (TM). These are from SFX mag BTW, and for this new beginning, I have gone back TO the beginning (see how clever that was?). But I couldn't find any nice pics from The Cage. Or Where No Man has Gone Before. So you'll have to make do with these first season pics. Tsk, some people eh?
Here's the first one. And it's...er...well...erm...
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Kirk: Do a little dance, make a little love...get down tonight!! Oooo, touch me, I'm hot for you sailor man.
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James T. Kirk bows to the gods of anti-celibacy.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Kirk: #*$%)#! I hate it when you write on the chalk board and you get your arms all dust!
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Paternal Announcer Voice: "So, you and your buddies are going overseas, huh? Looking to fight for your mom and your little brother and your best girl? To prove to the world that your country is the best country on Earth? Well, good for you! But be warned, one of the worst enemies you face won't be the vile forces of International Communism. You're smarter and stronger than those deluded worshipers of Marx. No, your worst enemy isn't a man at all. It's a bug. A virus, to be exact. Where is it found? Why, in the one place you'd least expect."
*shots of pretty young girls of various nationalities flash by*
Yes, they sure are lookers, aren't they? But behind that exotic exterior lay the horrors of Veneral Disease. Oh, is he talking about VD again? you ask. Yes, Old Man VD.
*picture of a menacing Fu Manchu-esque cartoon character crouching on the shoulder of one of the women*
Back home, we've pretty much got him conquered. Old Man VD is on the ropes, and falling fast.
*animated sequence showing Old Man VD in a boxing match with a giant pair of anthropomorphic hypodermic needles; he takes one to the jaw and falls*
But we're not talking about that kind of VD, the kind that might make you miss the Prom or the Homecoming game. You're heading straight into Old Man VD's HQ, and has he got some surprises up his sleeve.
*Old Man VD sits atop his jungle tower and rubs his hands together viciously*
But telling you about all this won't do as much as showing you. So take a look at some of your fellows who've hit the mat.
P.S. I apologize for the length, which will probably disqualify me, but once I got that image in my head I couldn't get it out. I still can't. Please help me.
------------------ "Hey Mr. Boo, fly away home. Your house is so lovely, your children so nice." -- Hello (The Band)
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If William Shatner was attacked by brain-sucking leaches early in TOS's first season, that might come to explain a few things.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Sol, just as I began to look this over tonight, I got the same exact idea... then I read your post, and I don't think I could have done any better! *LOL*
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