Second, Qui-Gon fights the urge to use Amidala as a toilet brush...
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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan
Obi-wan: "This hotel is so big, we'll never find it. Every direction we go, it takes us back to the casino."
Qui-Gon: "There's no other choice; we'll have to ask this showgirl for directions."
Lucus: "Cut! One more like that Liam, and I'll get the guy who did Darkman II to play Qui-Gon."
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"I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well."
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Tool
*does a strange peacock dance for the queen*
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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
~ C. Mongomery Burns
Qui-Gon: "These woulk be the people in red shirts, right?"
Amidala: "D'Oh!"
Amidala and Qui-Gon: "No, you will not show them your light-sabre again!"
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
Obi Wan: ...And what would that be, Master?
Amidala: *grumbles* ...You Jedi are FAR too reckless...
the Jedi: *evil grins*
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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Qui-Gon: *turns around* What's are you all staring at? It wasn't me!
Obi Wan: Whoever smelt it, dealt it *turns to Amidala*
Amidala: First one to rhyme, did the crime *glares back at Obi Wan*
Jar Jar: Meesa Smell Something Kinda Funny...
Everyone: SHUT UP!
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"I am Sci-Fi"
-The 359
Amidala: "But they seemed genuine! And they're delegates to the Senate! And they look so cute, anyway, with their little legs and wrinkly skin!"
Qui-Gon: "Oh no. . . they told you to 'Phone Home,' didn't they?"
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Phase 1: Steal Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!
Qui-Gon: I am but a simple Jedi my Queen. What would I know of such matters?
Amidala: But I want you opinion.
Qui-Gon: No, your bum does not look big in that. There, are you happy?
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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
~ C. Mongomery Burns
Amidala: *thinking* I want my 10 credits back.
Obi-Wan as Narrator: Leia's hairstyles are finally explained.
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�From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�
Obi-wan: "Uh, no, I think I can handle them."
Queen Zoot: "Oh, please let him handle us."
Handmaidens: "Oh please, oh please!"
The359, mentioned honorably. Do it, the Jedi did not, more control we have.
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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan
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�From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�