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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Well, here it is, the Phantom Menace Capcom! I will make it clear, though, please limit the spoilers, and if you haven't seen the movie yet and don't wish to be spoiled, then maybe you should wait outside...

Second, Qui-Gon fights the urge to use Amidala as a toilet brush...

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Jar Jar: "Meesa not like Vegas no more. Meesa hungreeee. Meesa wanna go to 99 cent buffet."

Obi-wan: "This hotel is so big, we'll never find it. Every direction we go, it takes us back to the casino."

Qui-Gon: "There's no other choice; we'll have to ask this showgirl for directions."

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Neeson: "Hey, you'll love this one. A duck, a peacock, and a heroin addict walk into a bar..."

Lucus: "Cut! One more like that Liam, and I'll get the guy who did Darkman II to play Qui-Gon."

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Qui-Gon: Peacock woman! I have sought you all my life. I have come to worship at your feathers.

*does a strange peacock dance for the queen*

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Amidala: "Don't worry, I'll be safe, I have my elite security detail with me."

Qui-Gon: "These woulk be the people in red shirts, right?"

Amidala: "D'Oh!"

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Obi-Wan: "Then perhaps, Master, I could--"

Amidala and Qui-Gon: "No, you will not show them your light-sabre again!"

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Kosh
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Member # 167

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Jar Jar: (thinking) Yowsa, these people are really strage lookin!!

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Krenim
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Qui-Gon: "Hi, I'm Qui-Gon Jinn. You may remember me from such films as Star Wars Episode -I: Those Wacky Jedi and Star Wars Episode 0: Those Wacky Jedi Return."

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Jedi Weyoun
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Qui-Gon: Obi Wan, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Obi Wan: ...And what would that be, Master?

Amidala: *grumbles* ...You Jedi are FAR too reckless...

the Jedi: *evil grins*

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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Amidala: *sniffs* What is that?

Qui-Gon: *turns around* What's are you all staring at? It wasn't me!

Obi Wan: Whoever smelt it, dealt it *turns to Amidala*

Amidala: First one to rhyme, did the crime *glares back at Obi Wan*

Jar Jar: Meesa Smell Something Kinda Funny...

Everyone: SHUT UP!

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Qui-Gon: "I bloody told you not to respond to any messages from Naboo! They can trace us!"

Amidala: "But they seemed genuine! And they're delegates to the Senate! And they look so cute, anyway, with their little legs and wrinkly skin!"

Qui-Gon: "Oh no. . . they told you to 'Phone Home,' didn't they?"

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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*oh, what the hey we need at least one per capcom*

Qui-Gon: I am but a simple Jedi my Queen. What would I know of such matters?

Amidala: But I want you opinion.

Qui-Gon: No, your bum does not look big in that. There, are you happy?

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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Qui-Gon: Your Majesty, you have a unique fashion sense that I believe will be carried on for generations of your offspring to come.... You will discover a distinct fondness for white, and finally find a reason to paint the rest of your bottom lip.

Amidala: *thinking* I want my 10 credits back.

Obi-Wan as Narrator: Leia's hairstyles are finally explained.

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Qui-Gonn: "Obi-wan! I have come to rescue you from Castle Anthrax."

Obi-wan: "Uh, no, I think I can handle them."

Queen Zoot: "Oh, please let him handle us."

Handmaidens: "Oh please, oh please!"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Jubilee, the Council gives first place to. Master Windu laughing still.
Second place to Garak goes.

The359, mentioned honorably. Do it, the Jedi did not, more control we have.