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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Well, here it is, the Phantom Menace Capcom! I will make it clear, though, please limit the spoilers, and if you haven't seen the movie yet and don't wish to be spoiled, then maybe you should wait outside...Second, Qui-Gon fights the urge to use Amidala as a toilet brush... ------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Jar Jar: "Meesa not like Vegas no more. Meesa hungreeee. Meesa wanna go to 99 cent buffet."Obi-wan: "This hotel is so big, we'll never find it. Every direction we go, it takes us back to the casino." Qui-Gon: "There's no other choice; we'll have to ask this showgirl for directions."
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Neeson: "Hey, you'll love this one. A duck, a peacock, and a heroin addict walk into a bar..."Lucus: "Cut! One more like that Liam, and I'll get the guy who did Darkman II to play Qui-Gon." ------------------ "I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well." -- Tool
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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Qui-Gon: Peacock woman! I have sought you all my life. I have come to worship at your feathers. *does a strange peacock dance for the queen* ------------------ This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. ~ C. Mongomery Burns
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The First One
Member # 35
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Amidala: "Don't worry, I'll be safe, I have my elite security detail with me."Qui-Gon: "These woulk be the people in red shirts, right?" Amidala: "D'Oh!"
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Elim Garak
Member # 14
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Obi-Wan: "Then perhaps, Master, I could--"Amidala and Qui-Gon: "No, you will not show them your light-sabre again!" ------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Jar Jar: (thinking) Yowsa, these people are really strage lookin!!------------------ Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Qui-Gon: "Hi, I'm Qui-Gon Jinn. You may remember me from such films as Star Wars Episode -I: Those Wacky Jedi and Star Wars Episode 0: Those Wacky Jedi Return."------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you. -Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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Jedi Weyoun
Member # 110
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Qui-Gon: Obi Wan, are you thinking what I'm thinking?Obi Wan: ...And what would that be, Master? Amidala: *grumbles* ...You Jedi are FAR too reckless... the Jedi: *evil grins* ------------------ "Fear attracts the fearful" ([[[[[[*]}�������������������������
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The359
Member # 37
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Amidala: *sniffs* What is that?Qui-Gon: *turns around* What's are you all staring at? It wasn't me! Obi Wan: Whoever smelt it, dealt it *turns to Amidala* Amidala: First one to rhyme, did the crime *glares back at Obi Wan* Jar Jar: Meesa Smell Something Kinda Funny... Everyone: SHUT UP! ------------------ "I am Sci-Fi" -The 359
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The First One
Member # 35
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Qui-Gon: "I bloody told you not to respond to any messages from Naboo! They can trace us!"Amidala: "But they seemed genuine! And they're delegates to the Senate! And they look so cute, anyway, with their little legs and wrinkly skin!" Qui-Gon: "Oh no. . . they told you to 'Phone Home,' didn't they?" ------------------ Phase 1: Steal Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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*oh, what the hey we need at least one per capcom*Qui-Gon: I am but a simple Jedi my Queen. What would I know of such matters? Amidala: But I want you opinion. Qui-Gon: No, your bum does not look big in that. There, are you happy? ------------------ This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. ~ C. Mongomery Burns
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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Qui-Gon: Your Majesty, you have a unique fashion sense that I believe will be carried on for generations of your offspring to come.... You will discover a distinct fondness for white, and finally find a reason to paint the rest of your bottom lip. Amidala: *thinking* I want my 10 credits back. Obi-Wan as Narrator: Leia's hairstyles are finally explained. ------------------ �From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Qui-Gonn: "Obi-wan! I have come to rescue you from Castle Anthrax."Obi-wan: "Uh, no, I think I can handle them." Queen Zoot: "Oh, please let him handle us." Handmaidens: "Oh please, oh please!"
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Jubilee, the Council gives first place to. Master Windu laughing still. Second place to Garak goes.The359, mentioned honorably. Do it, the Jedi did not, more control we have. ------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *does a little dance*------------------ �From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�
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