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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, here it is, the Phantom Menace Capcom! I will make it clear, though, please limit the spoilers, and if you haven't seen the movie yet and don't wish to be spoiled, then maybe you should wait outside...

Shmi ponders the importance of Anakin's shoes...

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Lloyd: "Hey, you! Get over here and shine my shoes!"

August: "What? Oh, for the love of God...I won the Best Actress award at Cannes for my role in Den Goda viljan."

Lucus: "Hey, Darth Vader gave you an order."

August: *sigh*

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Shmi: "single mom, slave technician, no one even says my name during this whole adventure, and I still have to tie your mocassins. A woman's work is never done."

Anakin: "Or thanked."

Shmi: "You little bastard."

Anakin: "That's not what I heard."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Anakin: I'll be ok mom. Honest.

Mom: I know, I'm just going to miss you is all.

Anakin: Ah shucks mom, here have a life-saver.

*background music starts: "Life-savers, a part of living"*

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Lucas: "CUT!!! Damn it. . ."

Shmi: "Sorry, it's just. . . *chortle* Ani! MWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!"

Lloyd: *sigh*

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Shmi: "Ah-koo-chee-moya. We are far from the sacred places of our ancestors. Another galaxy we are removed, but sacred foot meditation techniques still work."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Shmi: (thinking) Must keep straight face...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Anakin: "You've been a very bad mommy. I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done."

Shmi: "When you grow up, I hope you'll have a little boy who'll give you just as much trouble as you give me!"

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Anakin: "What's so funny?"

Shmi: *Snickering* "You believed me when I said you would grow up to be Batman." *All out laughter*

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Shmi: Ani...come here, I have something to tell you.

Anakin: yes, what is it, woman?

Shmi: Anakin....I am your mother...

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Anakin, you know, you really should learn how to tie your shoes first if you want to become a Jedi...

(Is that too much spoiler?)

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Anakin: "Gezunheit, mom."

Shmi: "Sorry, son."

Anakin: "yuk, now I'm all sticky."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Ani: Gee, mom, I'm sure going to miss you....

Shmi: *points to his heart*.... I'll always be here for you, son..... always....

Ani: Aww, Mom... *starts crying*.. I love you...

Shmi: *hugs him and cries*... I love you too....

Announcer: It's a Kodak moment.......

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Shmi: "Now, remember what I taught you, Anakin. Under no circumstances are you to ever, ever become an evil, murderous Sith cyborg, understand?"

Anakin: "Don't worry, mom. I won't."

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Posted by HMS White Star (Member # 174) on :

Shmi: "Anakin do you remember what you are supposed to say the next time you meet a boy that grew up on the Tatootine"

Anakin: "Yes mom I supposed to say "Luke I am your father", but mom that doesn't make any sense I am only nine.

Shmi: "You do not understand, but you will."

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Again, Council ordained Xentrick as victor it has, for 'little bastard' entry.
To Jedi Weyoun second place goes, reminder the audience needed.

Honorable mentions to Jay and Jubilee it goes, for Kodak/Lifesavers entries.

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Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ani: "Yippee!"

Shmi: [rolls eyes skyward, thinks: if I ever meet that Palpatine dog again, I'll kill him for teaching you that before he ran out on us.]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Yet another honorable mention. Someday I'll bring it up to the next level.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Er, is that some sort of extreme spoiler rumour for Episode 2, Xentrick?

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