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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Well, here it is, the Phantom Menace Capcom! I will make it clear, though, please limit the spoilers, and if you haven't seen the movie yet and don't wish to be spoiled, then maybe you should wait outside...Sidious: Do I make myself perfectly clear? ------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Alien dude 1: "And here, sir, you see our latest innovation. Americans think their pitiful High Definition TV is the future. We shall show them!"Alien dude 2: "Ha! Gaijin dogs!" Alien crew: "Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" ------------------ "I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well." -- Tool
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Neimoidian Boss: "Oh great! We try to download Playmate of the Month and all we get is the Ghost of Christmas future."Neimoidian flunkey: "Hit the back button."
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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*Out-take of Lucas trying other ethnic voices, the Italian-American gets a try....*Boss: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you. Alien: We are sorry boss. What do you want us to do Don Vito? Boss: Nothing, I make him an offer he don't refuse. ------------------ This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. ~ C. Mongomery Burns [This message has been edited by Jay (edited August 23, 1999).]
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The First One
Member # 35
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Neimodian: "Yes? Now what? I mean, give us a break here! We're the ones sitting up here in a battle station vulnerable to attack by a happy-go-lucky desert boy in a small fighter! I don't notice YOU putting yourself in the line of fire!"Sidious: *GLARE* Neimodian: "Er. . . I mean, What is thy bidding, my Master?" Sidious: "Ooh, nice, I'll have to get my other lackeys to use it." Neimodian: *mutters* "Shame he didn't pick up on the small fighter reference too. . ." ------------------ Phase 1: Steal Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!
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Elim Garak
Member # 14
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Darth Insidious is so anti-coy and anti-bubbly, just like the Federation.------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Battledroid 1: Man, this is the life, idn't it? Droid 2: You said it. Kick back, let the nimrods deal with the boss, while we stare at the stars, waiting till it's time to kick some Naboo butts.------------------ Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Battledroid 1: "Ya think we should tell 'em we're about to crash into the planet?"Battledroid 2: "Naah, **** 'em. Let's get out of here, go to a bar in Theed." ------------------ "When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
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The First One
Member # 35
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Battledroid #1: "There's Australia. . . New Guinea. . . Montana should be up soon, but you may want to hold your breath, it's a long way down!"Battledroid #2: "There's no glass. . ." Battledroid #1: "Force-field, see?" *switches it off* "Oh, bugger."
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Kosh
Member # 167
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(LOL at the last two!!)Droid 1. Roger! D2. Roger Roger! D1. Roger Roger! D2. Roger! ------------------ Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx [This message has been edited by Kosh (edited August 23, 1999).]
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Nemoidians: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"Sidious: "Okay, who switched the Episode I audio and the Mars Attacks audio?" ------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you. -Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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Alien: No Master. We are not making jest at you at all. We only ask because we have been asked.Sidious: Your snivling annoys me and is making Mr. Jedi Mind Choke want to come out. Alien #2: We are sorry Master. But we only want to know why, if we are supposed to be so much earlier in time, the graphics are so much better. I mean the Queen's starship is way cool. And your image is much clearer that it will appear to be in later episodes... Sidious: Silence! There was an artistic meltdown in the force. Yeah, that's it. Now snivel elsewhere. ------------------ This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. ~ C. Mongomery Burns [This message has been edited by Jay (edited August 23, 1999).]
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The359
Member # 37
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Alien Guy #1: Damned reception...Alien Guy #2: *Turns and kicks device behind him a couple times* Alien Guy #1: Wait, wait, it's working now! Alien on screen: *begins taking off robe* Alien Guy #1: Wohoo, Skinamax! ------------------ "I am Sci-Fi" -The 359
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The First One
Member # 35
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Battledroid #1: "Heh, heh. . ."Battledroid #2: "What?" Battledroid #1: "I borrowed the main remote control and spelt out 'Darth Sidious sucks ass' on that plain there with a whole regiment!" Battledroid #2: "Nice. . . but that's not how you spell 'Sidious.'" ------------------ Phase 1: Steal Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!
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The First One
Member # 35
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Sidious: "They will now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station. . ."Neimodian: "Actually, it's not really a battle station, more just a flying remote control." Sidious: "Never mind, I'm sure that line will come in handy someday. Let me write it down." ------------------ Phase 1: Steal Underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit!
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Sidious: Idiots! You lost the war! Now go down there and pick up every single piece of equipment left.Nemoidians: *cower* Announcer: Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers... ------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Sidious: "What are you looking at?"Neimoidian: "Lord, you forgot to close your robes." Sidious: "Meaning?" Neimoidian: "I think I understand why you seem so angry all the time."
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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He DID seem a little blue......... anyways.... Sidious: Who said it! Bring them to me at once, so I can show them the mistake of making fun of a Sith Lord... Aliens: *look at eachother, repress laughter, look back at Sidious* My Lord, we dont' know what you're talking about! No one ever makes fun of you here! You're quite respected.. Sidious: *GLAREs at them* Don't make me collapse your trachea..... Aliens: We won't, My Lord.... Sidious: Good. *dissapears* Alien 1: Did you see how big his bum looked THAT time?! Looks like SOMEONE needs to get a bigger robe... *shipwide laughter* ------------------ �From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�
[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited August 27, 1999).]
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Confer on me the Council does, Xentrick First place he gets, for both entries. First One, second place he gets, for his 'saving quotes for later' entries.Recieve honorable mention Sol System will, if reference to first entry explained. ------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Well, it was a reference to the...shall we say...over the top accent enjoyed by said aliens.------------------ "Something I can't comprehend. Something so complex and couched in its equation. So dense that light cannot escape from." -- Soul Coughing
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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where are the ghostbusters when you need them?Thanks.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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I don't want to shock anyone here, as this might be considered spoilers, but I overheard someone on the bus trying to impress his mates. By stating a complex series of hints, he buit upa convincing picture that maybe...just maybe...Sidious is actually Palpatine. I'm amazed. I don't think that anyone else watching the film would have noticed that. They guys a genious don't cha think?------------------ "Ray...the next time someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes!'" -Winston Zeddmore
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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when I left the movie, there was actually one guy explaining to his girlfriend that Queen Amidala was *not* a young Princess Leia!! c'mon, people, this isn't Fellini here. please try to keep up {of course, if you posers weren't *talking* during the damn film...}
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