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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

How will this end? *Vorlon spak* In fire. . .

The second installment of the Babylon 5 CapComs appears hot on the heels of the first, but fear not, non-Babylonians, they will be interspersed with Trek ones - and of course there's a quick guide to who's who. These are once again taken from Bob's Babylon 5 Archive - click on the image to visit.

L to R: Captain John Sheridan (Bruce Boxleitner), Commander Susan Ivanova (Clauida Christian)

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Sheridan: "My God! It's full of stars!"

Ivonova: "Uh, yes sir. They tend to gather out there."

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"Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Ivanova: Ohhhhhh, the colors!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Sheridan: "Is that the same thing that lit up Captain Picard's quarters a couple of weeks ago?"

Ivanova: "Yes sir. Excessive gold lighting. We'll have to take drastic action. I'm closing the shutters now. Pray that it works."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Ivanova: Do not look at the flash, I repeat, DO NOT look at the flash.......

Sheridan: What flash? I can't see a damn thing......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Sheridan: All engines to full, give me ramming speed........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sheridan: We have clearance, Clarence...
Ivanova: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Ivanova: Sir, our radar... It appears to be... Jammed!

Sheridan: Raspberry! Only one man would dare to give me the raspberry... Lone Star!

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

[This message has been edited by Krenim (edited September 06, 1999).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Sheridan: How are we coming over there?

Ivanova: SHHH! I only have 24 more pokemon to get!

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Sheridan: What are you doing?

Ivonava: *quickly turns around* Oh, nothing sir!

Sheridan: What are you hiding?

Ivonava: Nothing sir, absolutly nothing

Sheridan *long pause* Your looking up naked women again, aren't you?

Ivonava: *hangs head* yes...

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"I am Sci-Fi"
-The 359

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Sheridan: Good thinking, Ivanova. Activate defense grids!!

Ivanova: Hmmm? I'm sorry, do you want latte or espresso?

S: What??? Where is the tactical control panel?

I: Up on the bridge, duh!? Now do you want coffee or not?

S: What is this? WHERE AM I???

I: "sighs" For the last time, you are on the medical ship "Betty Ford", this is the cafeteria and I am your nurse, Sandy Ivanova. The year is still 2301 and "someone" seems to have forgotten to take their pills!!

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An object lowered into acid does NOT push away it's weight in acid.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Ivanova: "Damn! John Linnell's been at my console again!"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ivanova: "I don't know what happened, sir! It's just... I couldn't resist. The urge was so strong. But I can't believe I actually asked how big his bum was in that."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Once again, Scully fails to notice that the aliens are right outside the window. Mulder is paralysed with fear and unable to warn her.

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"Ray...the next time someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes!'"
-Winston Zeddmore

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Sheridan: "Oh, what now? Their throats hurt? They just got into the damn studio! I swear, if I have to stare into the collective blank stare of one more boy band, I'm gonna kill something."

Ivanova: "Just chill, man. We'll just put a little reverb on what we got so far and stretch it out a notch, dig?"

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"Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Ivonova: Okay, that's the 'slightly astonished' look sorted out. Now, let's try the happy one. *presses buttons*

*Sheridan smiles*

Ivonova: Ahh, my eyes! Quick, let's put on 'Morden's in the room'

*Sheridan looks pissed*

Ivonova: Ahh, much better.

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Ivonova; Hague was very considerate. I don't have to bother changing any of this stationary, i can just cross out the 'inclair' and 'eff' parts and say it's initialised.

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Ivonova: *thinking* Okay, he's invitied you up to C&C, there's no-one else in the room, and the guy hasn't had sex for two years. Just keep looking down, and call Garibaldi.

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Ivonova: Don't worry Commander. I'll find out what Londo put in your food to make you look like this.

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

BTW Lee, Susan's only a lt.commander at this point...

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Sheridan: "What is that? Vorlon attack fleet? First-contact with a previously unknown alien race? A strange hyper-dimentional spatial anomaly?"

Ivanova: "No, that's Lieutenant Watkins; he forgot to turn down the high beams on his Starfury before making his approach."

Sheridan: "Go to Blue alert, just in case---yes, I know it means changing the bulb."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Actually, I'm not sure which episode this is from! I just chose "Points of Departure" because it was a cool-ish title. . . so give it the benefit of the doubt and say she's a Commander. . .

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, if the pic wasn't so orange, you might have been able to work it out from her rank bars... It could be POD, as the Minbari warship attacks...

BTW, why are all the pics orange anyway? Have their mobile phones got to you?

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Ivanova: "...da da da da, DA! I just LOOOVE looing for life forms!"

Sheridan: "Ah.. Susan? Don't bother. They're right outside. They're... looking at me."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Ivanova: "Oops."

Sharidan: "Whaddayamean, 'oops?'"

Ivanova: "I had a thought."

Sheridan: "WHAT??!?"

Ivanova: "Something from my childhood.. something that I loved, something that could never, ever, possibly destroy us..."

*Loud thumping heard*

Sheridan: "Is that...?"

Ivanova *sighs* "It's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man..."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ivanova: Course, Captain?

Sheridan: Second star to the right, and straight on til morning...

Ivanova: Did you just copy Star Trek?

Sheridan: Yeah, and they copied it from Peter Pan. Just go!

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"I will remember you...Will you remember me?
Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..."
Sarah McLachlan

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Once more, Zathras judge CapComs. The One Who Wins is First of Two, and he is also The First Of Two Who Win, since Krenim is also The One Who Wins. Zathras not understand, but is good at judging and not understanding. Sol System and Tahna Los are Ones Who Not Win. All entries chosen were First Ones, too. Is symmetry.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

YEE-Hah!

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.