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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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To save us from Capps' code mess posts, I have been delegated to create a Capcom for this week. Don't expect one every time, though.These are taken from Alidar Jarok's site, specifically, "Barge of the Dead" from Voyager. Enjoy! ------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Charles Capps
Member # 9
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Seven: *RaE* He's been frozen like that for three hours. Kim (offscreen): *whines* Captain, are you sure we can't play with his face?------------------ Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?" Tarrant: "Calculated risks." Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?" -- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Doctor: Watch this, Seven! Computer, activate Emergency Command Hologram!*Doctor's Starfleet uniform changes into a Talaxian leisure suit* Computer: Emergency Culinary Hologram activated. Doctor: Nooooooooooooooooooooo! ------------------ "Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!" - The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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The Doctor's weekly lessons in "HOw to be more human and not assimilate your friends" reaches weak 45: What happens if the wind changes direction.------------------ Cordellia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?" Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Doc: Hey Seven, check out my new sneezeing program!!------------------ Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!! Gandalf
[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited November 08, 1999).]
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TSN
Member # 31
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HoloDoc: *stands motionless, mumbling incoherently*offscreen: "Seven, what did you say to him?!" Seven: *smirk* "Wouldn't you like to know...?" ------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
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TSN
Member # 31
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Seven: "Doctor? What is the matter?"Doctor: "Z� z� z� zip� per..." Seven: *cringes* ------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia" [This message has been edited by TSN (edited November 08, 1999).]
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The First One
Member # 35
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What the UK Flaregoers get-together will be like, L to R: Liam (still convinced it was going to be fancy dress); Lee ("your organisational skills leave somethign to be desired, Liam. . .").
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Elim Garak
Member # 14
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Doctor: "And then she closed the channel! I mean, it's nothing I hadn't seen before, but she threw the towel at the monitor and closed the channel on me!"Seven: "Lieutenant Torres's social skills leave much to be desired. Stardate?" Doctor: "52106.3." Seven: *consults Padd* "Due to lack of emotional expression on behalf of male, quarrel arises between subjects. Intimate relationships cease for 17 days..." ------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Liam: I must protest Lee. I did an excellent job arranging for everyone to go to Page's bar. It's hardly my fault that they took one look at you and dropped dead, screaming "MY EYES!"Lee: Ah...shuddup. ------------------ "Give me a f*cking..." -Jubilee McGann
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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EMH: "I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."7of9: "While clearing out the Doctor's 'daydreams,' I found this back-up personality that I think will work out a lot better. This is the Emergency Method Actor Hologram." EMAH: "I watched a snail...crawling along the edge...of a straight razor."
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Doctor: I find this...revolting! I hate this!Seven: More? Doctor: Please! ------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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TSN
Member # 31
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HoloDoc: "Pacemaker... stuck... on... 'hummingbird'..."------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Doctor *singing*: And he himself has said it, and it is really to his credit.... That he is an Englishman, he remains an eeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGLISH Man!!!*Seven claps and hands Doc flowers* ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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*drumroll* And the winner is...Xentrick for the EMAH... Runnerup is Liam for his first one. ------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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spontaneous capcom smiley
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