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To save us from Capps' code mess posts, I have been delegated to create a Capcom for this week. Don't expect one every time, though.
These are taken from Alidar Jarok's site, specifically, "Barge of the Dead" from Voyager. Enjoy!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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The Doctor's weekly lessons in "HOw to be more human and not assimilate your friends" reaches weak 45: What happens if the wind changes direction.
------------------ Cordellia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?" Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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What the UK Flaregoers get-together will be like, L to R: Liam (still convinced it was going to be fancy dress); Lee ("your organisational skills leave somethign to be desired, Liam. . .").
Registered: Mar 1999
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Doctor: "And then she closed the channel! I mean, it's nothing I hadn't seen before, but she threw the towel at the monitor and closed the channel on me!"
Seven: "Lieutenant Torres's social skills leave much to be desired. Stardate?"
Doctor: "52106.3."
Seven: *consults Padd* "Due to lack of emotional expression on behalf of male, quarrel arises between subjects. Intimate relationships cease for 17 days..."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Liam: I must protest Lee. I did an excellent job arranging for everyone to go to Page's bar. It's hardly my fault that they took one look at you and dropped dead, screaming "MY EYES!"
Lee: Ah...shuddup.
------------------ "Give me a f*cking..." -Jubilee McGann
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EMH: "I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
7of9: "While clearing out the Doctor's 'daydreams,' I found this back-up personality that I think will work out a lot better. This is the Emergency Method Actor Hologram."
EMAH: "I watched a snail...crawling along the edge...of a straight razor."
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Doctor: I find this...revolting! I hate this!
Seven: More?
Doctor: Please!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Doctor *singing*: And he himself has said it, and it is really to his credit.... That he is an Englishman, he remains an eeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGLISH Man!!!
*Seven claps and hands Doc flowers*
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Xentrick for the EMAH... Runnerup is Liam for his first one.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student