These are taken from Alidar Jarok's site, specifically, "Barge of the Dead" from Voyager. Enjoy!
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Thank God that we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a 10 yr old child can tried as an adult
~C. Mongomery Burns
*crew singing*
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Altantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
*Chakotay runs in with giant barrel*
Chakotay: Captain, you've just won a year's supply of Talaxian brew!
Janeway: Just hook it to my veins!
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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"
- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.
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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"
- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.
Kim: "*cough! splutter!* Thanks for warning me. . ."
Just another drink or two, and she'll come to me lookin for love!!
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
Tuvix: "Oops. Am I in the right episode?"
Seven: "'Drink� *hic* and be merry' is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* irrelevant."
HoloDoc: *notices Seven is drunk* Ooh, yeah... Gonna get me some tonight...
Janeway: "Good the the last nagh, eh?" *giggles uncontrollably and passes out*
Kim: *snickers* "Hehehe... She used the word for 'rock'... Hehehe..."
barely-visible head: "Um... Shrinking person here... Little help? Hello...!"
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Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia."
Holly: "What's a trace?"
Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'."
Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool."
-Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
Kim: "This is sickening."
Janeway: "Ready? One, two, three!"
Janeway, Seven, Doctor: "Ninety-nine bottles of furbies on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of furbies..."
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
7 of 9: "same here."
Everyone else, thinking: *Oh crap, she's rambling again...*
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia."
Holly: "What's a trace?"
Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'."
Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool."
-Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
Janeway: "Ah... That's some damned fine Terkalian Ale. Er... At least, I think it was Terkalian Ale. Tasted like it, anyway..."
Kim: "Mine's squirming...!"
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Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia."
Holly: "What's a trace?"
Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'."
Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool."
-Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
Doctor: (Thinking) If I move my arm a little more, I can touch Seven's boob...
Seven: (Thinking) Lord, he's moving his arm again
Harry: (Thinking) Oh, crap, I think I'm gonna...be... *vomits and passes out*
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"Resolve and thou art free."
Janeway: EVERYBODY!!!!!
*crew singing*
Who controls the Klingon Crown?
Who keeps the transwarp system down?
We Do!! We Do!!
Who keeps the Dominion off the map?
Who keeps the S'ona under wraps?
We Do!! We Do!!
Who breaks down the Turbolift Car?
Who makes Chakotay a Star?
We Do!! We Do!!
Who makes Admirals think they're Right?
Who rigs every Poker Night?
We Do!! We Do!!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Tahna Los for the new-improved version of the Stone-Cutters song...
Runner up is TSN for his first one.
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Oh well... better late than never:
Seven: "Is that tea?"
Doc: "Are you sure?"
Harry: "Yes..., it is tea..."
Doc: "Captain.., could you come with me please?? I need to do some tests.."