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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on November 07, 1999 07:16 AM:

To save us from Capps' code mess posts, I have been delegated to create a Capcom for this week. Don't expect one every time, though.

These are taken from Alidar Jarok's site, specifically, "Barge of the Dead" from Voyager. Enjoy!

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on November 07, 1999 07:45 AM:

Janeway: *underneath her breath* Boyz.. *sluring* thiz iz zome gooood bloodwine... *clears her throat* Thiz iz to B'lna.. er.. B'eeelenea.. er.. That Klingon bitch... Cheeerz... *takes a sip and falls over*

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on November 07, 1999 08:09 AM:

Janeway: Everyone drink up! Especially you Harry!
Harry: Huh? What's this floaty stuff in here?
Janeway: JUST DRINK, DAMMIT!
Harry: Ok-Okay, Captain. *Takes a swig, and it burns a hole in his neck causing him to fall on the ground, and melt*
Janeway: Yay! We're free of that cardboard personality!

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on November 07, 1999 10:55 AM:

Harry *thinking*: theres a fly in my brew.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on November 07, 1999 11:01 AM:

Harry: I never get any, I'm such a looser.

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Thank God that we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a 10 yr old child can tried as an adult
~C. Mongomery Burns

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on November 07, 1999 11:02 AM:

Janeway: EVERYBODY!!!!!

*crew singing*

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Altantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on November 07, 1999 11:25 AM:

Janeway: And from this day forward, I vow never to drink another cup of coffee ever...

*Chakotay runs in with giant barrel*

Chakotay: Captain, you've just won a year's supply of Talaxian brew!

Janeway: Just hook it to my veins!

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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"

- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on November 07, 1999 11:28 AM:

Janeway: And I'd like to thank the Doctor and Neelix for solving our coffee supply by discovering that Talaxian sweat is a great substitute for raktajino. Cheers!

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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"

- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on November 07, 1999 12:29 PM:

Janeway: "And, of course, don't forget, when you quaff an Ale, most of it is supposed to go over your shoulder!"

Kim: "*cough! splutter!* Thanks for warning me. . ."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on November 07, 1999 12:32 PM:

Janeway: "Right, now remember - whenever Withnail or "I" take a drink, you do too. Last one still sober at the end of the film is the winner!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on November 07, 1999 01:39 PM:

(Guy behind Neelix and Seven)

Just another drink or two, and she'll come to me lookin for love!!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on November 07, 1999 03:30 PM:

*LOL @ Lee*

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on November 07, 1999 05:33 PM:

Neelix: *burp* "Mm... Even the cup tastes good..."

Tuvix: "Oops. Am I in the right episode?"

Seven: "'Drink� *hic* and be merry' is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* irrelevant."

HoloDoc: *notices Seven is drunk* Ooh, yeah... Gonna get me some tonight...

Janeway: "Good the the last nagh, eh?" *giggles uncontrollably and passes out*

Kim: *snickers* "Hehehe... She used the word for 'rock'... Hehehe..."

barely-visible head: "Um... Shrinking person here... Little help? Hello...!"

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Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia."
Holly: "What's a trace?"
Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'."
Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool."
-Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on November 08, 1999 01:34 AM:

What the UK Flaregoers get-together should be like, L to R: The Neelixy one ("That's 'The FOXY One!"); Chris Howell appearing enigmatic; Liam ("I'm sure someone said it was fancy dress!"); Lee ("See?! I told you I wasn't bald. . . D'Oh!"); MaGiC leads everyone in a singalong of They Might Be Giants classics; Orion ("Damn. My pint's finished. . . and it's my round next!"); anonymous pubgoer ("Excuse me? Can I get by? I REALLY need to go to the toilet!").

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on November 08, 1999 07:53 AM:

Janeway: "Everyone together now! I don't think Naomi's caught on yet."

Kim: "This is sickening."

Janeway: "Ready? One, two, three!"

Janeway, Seven, Doctor: "Ninety-nine bottles of furbies on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of furbies..."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on November 08, 1999 06:01 PM:

Harry Kim: "Oh man, maybe I've got bloodwine-goggles on, but Janeways starting to look pretty hot."

7 of 9: "same here."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on November 09, 1999 12:46 PM:

Janeway: A toast! A toast to our triumphs in the Delta Quadrant. A toast to those we've lost, to those who bravely gave their lives for the mission. We shall never forget them. We must remember that we've come a long way, and we must go forward to the future..."

Everyone else, thinking: *Oh crap, she's rambling again...*

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on November 09, 1999 05:28 PM:

Kim: *stifling laughter* They still haven't figured out that she's a carboard cutout...

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on November 09, 1999 05:32 PM:

announcer: *whispering* "We've secretly replaced the Voyager crew's regular bloodwine with new raQtu'qulutlh crystals. Let's see if they notice..."

Janeway: "Ah... That's some damned fine Terkalian Ale. Er... At least, I think it was Terkalian Ale. Tasted like it, anyway..."

Kim: "Mine's squirming...!"

Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on November 10, 1999 06:36 AM:

Janeway: Dammit Neelix, I said fill the cup again, you ...filthy...Talaxian *passes out*

Doctor: (Thinking) If I move my arm a little more, I can touch Seven's boob...

Seven: (Thinking) Lord, he's moving his arm again

Harry: (Thinking) Oh, crap, I think I'm gonna...be... *vomits and passes out*

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"Resolve and thou art free."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on November 12, 1999 01:14 AM:

Here is a modification of my previous Stonecutters entry

Janeway: EVERYBODY!!!!!

*crew singing*

Who controls the Klingon Crown?
Who keeps the transwarp system down?
We Do!! We Do!!
Who keeps the Dominion off the map?
Who keeps the S'ona under wraps?
We Do!! We Do!!
Who breaks down the Turbolift Car?
Who makes Chakotay a Star?
We Do!! We Do!!
Who makes Admirals think they're Right?
Who rigs every Poker Night?
We Do!! We Do!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on November 12, 1999 02:25 AM:

Even better. 8)

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on November 14, 1999 04:55 PM:

*cues drumroll* And the winner is...

Tahna Los for the new-improved version of the Stone-Cutters song...
Runner up is TSN for his first one.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on November 16, 1999 04:45 PM:

Muchos gracias.......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on November 18, 1999 08:33 PM:

Damn... missed this one...

Oh well... better late than never:

Seven: "Is that tea?"

Doc: "Are you sure?"

Harry: "Yes..., it is tea..."

Doc: "Captain.., could you come with me please?? I need to do some tests.."