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To save us from Capps' code mess posts, I have been delegated to create a Capcom for this week. Don't expect one every time, though.
These are taken from Alidar Jarok's site, specifically, "Barge of the Dead" from Voyager. Enjoy!
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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Janeway: *underneath her breath* Boyz.. *sluring* thiz iz zome gooood bloodwine... *clears her throat* Thiz iz to B'lna.. er.. B'eeelenea.. er.. That Klingon bitch... Cheeerz... *takes a sip and falls over*
------------------ Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?" Tarrant: "Calculated risks." Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?" -- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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Janeway: Everyone drink up! Especially you Harry! Harry: Huh? What's this floaty stuff in here? Janeway: JUST DRINK, DAMMIT! Harry: Ok-Okay, Captain. *Takes a swig, and it burns a hole in his neck causing him to fall on the ground, and melt* Janeway: Yay! We're free of that cardboard personality!
------------------ "I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Janeway: EVERYBODY!!!!!
*crew singing*
Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the Metric System down? We do! We do! Who leaves Altantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Janeway: And I'd like to thank the Doctor and Neelix for solving our coffee supply by discovering that Talaxian sweat is a great substitute for raktajino. Cheers!
------------------ "Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Janeway: "Right, now remember - whenever Withnail or "I" take a drink, you do too. Last one still sober at the end of the film is the winner!"
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------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Neelix: *burp* "Mm... Even the cup tastes good..."
Tuvix: "Oops. Am I in the right episode?"
Seven: "'Drink� *hic* and be merry' is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* is� *hic* irrelevant."
HoloDoc: *notices Seven is drunk* Ooh, yeah... Gonna get me some tonight...
Janeway: "Good the the last nagh, eh?" *giggles uncontrollably and passes out*
Kim: *snickers* "Hehehe... She used the word for 'rock'... Hehehe..."
barely-visible head: "Um... Shrinking person here... Little help? Hello...!"
------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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What the UK Flaregoers get-together should be like, L to R: The Neelixy one ("That's 'The FOXY One!"); Chris Howell appearing enigmatic; Liam ("I'm sure someone said it was fancy dress!"); Lee ("See?! I told you I wasn't bald. . . D'Oh!"); MaGiC leads everyone in a singalong of They Might Be Giants classics; Orion ("Damn. My pint's finished. . . and it's my round next!"); anonymous pubgoer ("Excuse me? Can I get by? I REALLY need to go to the toilet!").
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Janeway: "Everyone together now! I don't think Naomi's caught on yet."
Kim: "This is sickening."
Janeway: "Ready? One, two, three!"
Janeway, Seven, Doctor: "Ninety-nine bottles of furbies on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of furbies..."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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