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TSN
Member # 31
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CapCom, anyone? :-)No, I'm not trying to restart the CapComs. It's just been a while, so I thought I'd do one for old time's sake. This is from TOS' "Plato's Stepchildren"... ------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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More evidence of a secret cult aboard the Enterprise.------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Shik
Member # 343
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"Welcome to the Delta Tau Chi CherryBong Toga-toker & Szechuan Cuisine Basheroo!! Meet the King & Queen of the Lay (huhhuhhuh...'Lay'..cool, man..) & their super-bitchin' attendants!!"------------------ "Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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::Kirk's inner monologue:: "I hope no one finds out don't have any underwear under this toga."------------------ O'Neill: "I think what Captain Carter is trying to say is, what do we do now?" Bra'tac: "Now we die." O'Neill: "Well that's a bad plan." Federation Starship Datalink New and Improved! Fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Uhura: "Captain, I think our databanks for this planet may need to be updated."Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. This society has a very different definition of 'Greek culture' than we do."
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Publicity shot for the never-filmed sequel to "Animal House" : "Animal House II: The Final Frat-tier"------------------ "Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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Spock: "This uniform is highly illogical."Kirk: "I agree Mr. Spock. Uhura, inform Starfleet Command that their new uniform design sucks." Uhura: "Aye captain." ------------------ O'Neill: "I think what Captain Carter is trying to say is, what do we do now?" Bra'tac: "Now we die." O'Neill: "Well that's a bad plan." Federation Starship Datalink New and Improved! Fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Announcer: One of these four people will be voted off the planet on tonight's Star Trek: Survivor!------------------ "Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..." - My sister, 7/7/00
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TSN
Member # 31
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Beyond the expectations or comprehension of anyone, even in the 2260s, Abba lives on, albeit w/ a new image...------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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Dat
Member # 302
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Kirk: I'm getting cold. Is anyone else cold? Ms. Chapel?Chapel: Yes, sir. I'm cold too. Spock: It is logical for us feeling cold. We do have these clothing on. Kirk: Uhura, find someone to turn on the heater. If you can't find anyone, do it yourself. Uhura: Aye, sir. ------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
Member # 239
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The crew was stunned to find out that the tickets for 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show II - Greek Horror' had been sold out.
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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don't ask, don't tell.
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Lee
Member # 393
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"Welcome to TGI Friday's! Will that be Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
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TSN
Member # 31
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And the winner is... Hobbes! There's just something about Kirk sending a message saying "Your new uniform design sucks!" that makes me laugh... :-)------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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