No, I'm not trying to restart the CapComs. It's just been a while, so I thought I'd do one for old time's sake.
This is from TOS' "Plato's Stepchildren"...
------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer
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"Welcome to the Delta Tau Chi CherryBong Toga-toker & Szechuan Cuisine Basheroo!! Meet the King & Queen of the Lay (huhhuhhuh...'Lay'..cool, man..) & their super-bitchin' attendants!!"
------------------ "Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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::Kirk's inner monologue:: "I hope no one finds out don't have any underwear under this toga."
------------------ O'Neill: "I think what Captain Carter is trying to say is, what do we do now?" Bra'tac: "Now we die." O'Neill: "Well that's a bad plan." Federation Starship Datalink New and Improved! Fresh minty scent, same great taste!
Kirk: "I agree Mr. Spock. Uhura, inform Starfleet Command that their new uniform design sucks."
Uhura: "Aye captain."
------------------ O'Neill: "I think what Captain Carter is trying to say is, what do we do now?" Bra'tac: "Now we die." O'Neill: "Well that's a bad plan." Federation Starship Datalink New and Improved! Fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Beyond the expectations or comprehension of anyone, even in the 2260s, Abba lives on, albeit w/ a new image...
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
Spock: It is logical for us feeling cold. We do have these clothing on.
Kirk: Uhura, find someone to turn on the heater. If you can't find anyone, do it yourself.
Uhura: Aye, sir.
------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
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The crew was stunned to find out that the tickets for 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show II - Greek Horror' had been sold out.
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And the winner is... Hobbes! There's just something about Kirk sending a message saying "Your new uniform design sucks!" that makes me laugh... :-)
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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