Both the pics come from Janet's Star Trek Voyager Site
Janeway: :::sips::: "Mmm...Mr. Neelix, this blend is especially good. Did you stop brewing with garbage like I asked?"
Neelix: "Um...I made some sort of a change, Captain..." :::winks knowingly at the camera:::
VO: "Yes, EVERYONE love House of MaQs'wel instant coffee! It's those KLINGON crystals...!"
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"'I don't CARE who started it, I'm tired, and I WANT QUIET!!!!! Or I'm going to come up there and flatten the BOTH of you!' And he meant it. And we'd stop. Or he would." --Foreign policy as laid down by First of Two's dad
Janeway: Look, Neelix is serving me tea, and what about you? You never served me tea at all!!! I'm now demoting you to Ensign.
Tuvok *thinking*: In times I wish I was a Klingon.....
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"Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care?"
- The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Janeway: "Yes, thank you. I have to think up a new way to turn the Borg into pansies."
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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
Janeway: "This isn't black! Oh wait, I see the problem... Tom! Set the gamma correction to normal!"
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"I don't poke my head into business world too much. All I care about is making the show. And naked stuff."
- Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
- Sol System, 2/24/01
Neelix: Captain there's...
Janeway: Not now, just pour.
Neelix: But capta...
Janeway: Pour or I'll throw you to the brig!
Neelix: *thinking* Just smile and tell her later that I've accidentally replaced her sugar with a drug called cocaine, which explains why she is talking to an empty chair.
Janeway: Neelix? Why are you smiling?
Neelix: The commander told a joke.
Janeway: Well it wasn't funny. Three blondes and a red head! Haven't we heard those before...
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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T
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"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."
Samuel Hoffenstein
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"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
Janeway: Neelix. Are you useing that Klingon deodorant again?
Neelix: How can you tell.
Janeway uhhh. Never Mind. Just pour.
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"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
Janeway: Neelix... this coffee smells like shit.
Neelix: It is shit, ma'am.
Janeway: Oh well. Thought it was just me...
Janeway: Shut up and pour.
Janeway: Look forward to trying it. By the way, have you seen Ensign Richmond? He hasn't been on duty for the last two days.
Neelix: Can't say I have.
Neelix: Sorry captain, but we couldn't afford it this week. But I hear that Seattle's Best is good...
Janeway: Great... looks like I need to reduce rations again.
Tuvok: I suggest that you find that report immediately. And remove that padd out of my sight.
Neelix: I wish I could see his face when he goes back to his quarters...
Janeway: If we get caught, it's your fault Chakotay.
*Tuvok reads*
Tuvok: "Shameful. Over half the crew are communists, a third of the rest addicted to Ecstasy and she just sits there, ordering mimosas and staring off into space. You wouldn't see this sort of thing on a Vulcan ship."
Which one, anyway?