You know the drill.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational trailer park!
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
As japanese cultural tradition demands, the wife walks ten meters behind the husband.
I'm back, btw. Hello! Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
*Breath* "This aint Pismo Beach! I knew I should've taken that left turn in Albuquerque!" *Breath*
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Vader: "We're going door to door selling Girl Scout cookies."
Resident: "But I don't want any..."
Vader: "Clones, attack.
Resident: "Ahhhhh!!!!"
Vader: "Pilot, ready my Ford Explorer for my arrival."
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No."
Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
Vader: I find your lack of landscaping disturbing.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
This year Nim was sure to win the Flare Halloween costume contest.
Snay: "Why the fuck do you get to be Vader and TSN and I stormtroopers?"
Nim: "Quit bitching. We all drew straws, I won and you two are my stormtroopers and Lee lost and got to be the TIE pilot.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
On the set of the new Lucas film: "The Gods Must Be Crazy III"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Snay: "And what really sucks is, Lee is actually happy being the TIE fighter pilot! AND his cats give him Lego!"
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:Snay: "And what really sucks is, Lee is actually happy being the TIE fighter pilot! AND his cats give him Lego!"
That's funny Lee ... I don't see YOU in this photo anywhere!
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Small voice from inside the TIE Fighter: "OK, I promise I won't call you Timothy again - can I come out now?"
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Stormtrooper #2: "Lord Vader, I'm not sure this is what the emperor meant by 'Assemble the fleet.'"
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
Stormtrooper #2: "No, no! No! This one goes there, that one goes there. Right?"
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Nerd Chastity Suits�
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
After blowing all his money on digitally inserting Jar Jar Binks into the original Star Wars trilogy's DVD release, claiming Jar Jar was always meant to be there, he was unable to film on location resort to behind the 20th Century Fox backyard.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay:
quote:Snay: "And what really sucks is, Lee is actually happy being the TIE fighter pilot! AND his cats give him Lego!"
That's funny Lee ... I don't see YOU in this photo anywhere!
When 'The Osbournes' "Jumped the Shark".
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Re: picture 2: "Looking back, James came to regret the shape of his life."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls!"
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Pic #2: "The Empire's R&D facility"
Sol, I might get it if I knew who "James" was and what shape his life has taken. Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Uh, he's one of the stormtroopers, or maybe Darth Vader; I don't know, it doesn't really matter.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Oh, d'oh - I thought it might have been the 'real' name of someone that posts here... *nod*
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Stormtrooper X: "We wore these red shoulder pads with our uniforms - which was the style at the time".
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Following Lord Vader's announcement that the second cockpit on his TIE Fighter was for his teddy bear, Binky, an awkward silence descended upon the room as everyone attended to their individual projects.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
The Real World: Couruscant
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
"While the final test of a prospective Jedi padawan requires them to construct their own lightsaber, the Sith's requirements were somewhat more demanding."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Helmets were worn to protect the identities of.... The Unfuckable Four.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Far Stormtrooper: "Bugger this isn't in 1/2500 scale"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Deleted scene in Episode III: Padme and Obi-Wan run across the street just barely making it before the light turned red.
Vader: "Damn you Obi Wan. You will not escape that easily. Trooper, keep pressing that button. The force is strong with this traffic signal, it is resisting my will to turn green."
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
The Empire begins it's invasion of the universe. First step, conquering a small rural town in Montana.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Cameraman: How many Stormtroopers does it take to go through a crosswalk?
Vader: Don't make me shove this gun up where the sun don't shine. Now take the photo.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
This was actually posted as a caption competition elsewhere. My entries were:
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational Pelican crossing!
. . . and. . .
Why did the Sith Lord cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side!
Short Stormtrooper: it's pretty dark on this side, actually. .
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
BTW, a Pelican Crossing is a British term for a pedestrian crossing where you press the button to activate the lights!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
So, if it has the stripes painted on the street, too, is it represented by some sort of creepy pelican/zebra hybrid animal?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Not really. A Zebra crossing has the stripes on the road, obviously, along with a couple of flashing globe lights to alert motorists there's a crossing ahead. Pelican crossings have the button to press to make the lights change, and sometimes have the stripes, other times they don't.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
So, where exactly does the pelican come into it, anyway? I mean, a zebra has stripes, okay. But I've never seen a pelican with a "press for walk signal" button on it.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Maybe it's because they sit on pier poles and quack. You know, like the traffic lights do. They quack with their lamps.
Posted by Kazeite (Member # 970) on :
"Look sir, button!" Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Ooooh, what does this button do?"
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Vader: Let's get a shot of us doing that Beattles walk across the street!
Stormtrooper: Good idea my lord... now if I can make the crosswalk go green...
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
(technically it's Vader, even if not from a certain point of view) Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Yoda: Pst, Obi-Wan: Who the fuck that is?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Annakin: Look into the eyes the eyes don't look around the eyes look into the eyes the eyes you're under! I was always here. Me. Not old bloke. Me. No-one else. And 3,2...oh, by the way, episodes 2 and 3 were clearly better than that old 70s and 80s rubbish, and James Earl Jones wasn't even that good. And 3,2,1...you're back in the room.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Anakin: "Ha ha, I killed you and still got into Jedi heaven."
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Yoda: "When replaced by CGI *I* was, looked as bad I did not, hmm."
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
After long consideration and weighing in all the facts, I declare Cartman the winner.
Posted by Mighty Blogger Snay (Member # 411) on :
No, sorry, Lee won.
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
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