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Vader: "We're going door to door selling Girl Scout cookies."
Resident: "But I don't want any..."
Vader: "Clones, attack.
Resident: "Ahhhhh!!!!"
Vader: "Pilot, ready my Ford Explorer for my arrival."
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No." Stormtrooper #1: "Are we there yet?" Stormtrooper #2: "No."
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This year Nim was sure to win the Flare Halloween costume contest.
Snay: "Why the fuck do you get to be Vader and TSN and I stormtroopers?"
Nim: "Quit bitching. We all drew straws, I won and you two are my stormtroopers and Lee lost and got to be the TIE pilot.
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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Stormtrooper #2: "Lord Vader, I'm not sure this is what the emperor meant by 'Assemble the fleet.'"
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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