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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MirrorCaptainMike: [QB] [i]I look back on those old years, the wild pixie stick parties, the time spent hiding within cupboards and beating my younger brother about the head and neck with a kabob, and I ask myself, what could make this travesty all right? What one, shining moment of redemption exists, if any, in all those wasted days. The army men burned, the dolls we stole from little girls, molested and fondled the peach colored plastic, but it would give up no information on those mysterious genitalia we knew nothing of. Then, I remember. Spock. Data. Whoopi Goldberg. Clint Howard as Balok. Mark Lenard played everyone. Brannon Braga was a baby, learning to write as we watched the scifi drama which was written by people he was probably getting coffee for. Dexter Remmick's head exploding. William Shatner refused to damage a $15 piece of styrofoam on a $45 dollar piece of Gorn-shaped rubber, and thus was saved from the skinny blond faggy dude vaporizing him with his gay voice. I had a little book which listed quite clearly the disposition NCC-1017, NCC-1371, NCC-1701-D, NCC-1305-E, NX-2000 and so on and so forth. I wondered why Gene went on so much about Ilia's hard-tipped breasts in the novel version but didn't put them in the movie, which I listened to over and over again to decipher the NCC numbers that chick was spouting, and The Entropy Effect novel, Sulu fucking the shit out of Mandala Flynn before I knew what a fucking the shit out of someone was. I was a TOS-TNG trekkie.[/i] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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