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Advertisement in the United Federation NewsPADD, SD 53675:
"Now for sale at your local dealer: Antares class vessels, as good as new! They can shapeshift! Everybody in the galaxy has one! Now for only $800!"
[This message has been edited by Alpha Centauri (edited August 08, 2000).]
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Frank's Home Page
"I love you all. Now shut up. Danke." - Simon Sizer
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"...I was just up in Canada, Toronto actually. You know, they really hate you guys [Americans] up there? The funny thing is, they think you hate them back, when in fact, you just couldn't be bothered to care. Now in Ireland, it's a different story. At least we had the common decency to wait until the English invaded before we started hating them. I guess the Canadians are hating you in advance..."
-Irish Comic Ed Byrne on Canada-US relations
The URL I have for it is http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/2077/scifi.htm
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When you're in the Sol system, come visit the Starfleet Museum
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"...I was just up in Canada, Toronto actually. You know, they really hate you guys [Americans] up there? The funny thing is, they think you hate them back, when in fact, you just couldn't be bothered to care. Now in Ireland, it's a different story. At least we had the common decency to wait until the English invaded before we started hating them. I guess the Canadians are hating you in advance..."
-Irish Comic Ed Byrne on Canada-US relations
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ALPHA CENTAURI
Human Class - Starfleet registry NCC-75715
Launched stardate 8311.23 - Parental Biology Yards
United Federation of Planets
"A dedication motto? What about it?" - Alpha Centauri
I don't think he can incorporate info from ALL the Trek-games.
I would strongly object to the personal transporter-buffer carried by "Elite Force"-squad members, where they can store gear like helmets and stuff in a transporter-matrix in the belt.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening
I've never actually read any Trek novels or played FASA, but I respect the right of anyone to incorporate anything they want into their personal canon. It's kind of like religion, I guess. You can be fundamentalist or liberal. As with religion, some people can get pretty upset if you don't subscribe to their particular view of the universe.
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When you're in the Sol system, come visit the Starfleet Museum
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ALPHA CENTAURI
Human Class - Starfleet registry NCC-75715
Launched stardate 8311.23 - Parental Biology Yards
United Federation of Planets
"A dedication motto? What about it?" - Alpha Centauri
[This message has been edited by Alpha Centauri (edited August 10, 2000).]
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Predict the unpredictable, but how do you unpredict the unpredictable?
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ALPHA CENTAURI
Human Class - Starfleet registry NCC-75715
Launched stardate 8311.23 - Parental Biology Yards
United Federation of Planets
"A dedication motto? What about it?" - Alpha Centauri
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"Fragile. Do not drop"
--posted on a Boeing 757
Really? I thought most of them were complete pants.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
:-)
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"Me, Grimlock, not 'nice dino'! Me, Grimlock, bash brains!"
-Grimlock, Transformers: The Movie
Enterprise-D arrives as planet to observe some monkey. They beam down. beverly gets hit by a rock and kidnapped. Picard beams down. They look for her. They find that the primitive civilisation who wear tights are going to:
a/ Kill Beverly
b/ Destroy the Enterprise using ancient tecnology
c/ Casually mention the Romulans, then shut up before things get interesting.
d/ all of the above.
And then the writer will make some sort of forshadowing comment about the Borg in First Contact or something, thereby making the reader feel really smart and smug with himself. Blah.
Pants.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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Come on darkness
Lay your body down on us
We've been calling you for so long now
We're weary of your name
--
Camper Van Beethoven
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Pull your body for a moment from your soul.
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"Antagonist Class Badly-Armored Poorly-Equipped Crappy-Fire Support Tug. To search out new armor and batteries. Because, well, we don't have a warp-core. That is my flagship, BTW." - Antag