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It's a waste. Remember what all those crewmen on the ISS Enterprise were like? Complete cunts, to be frank. I'd like to see an Alternate Miles O'Brien who's a version of that, not the wimp we got instead.
I've not read the last couple of Shatner's books which I gather feature the Mirror Universe being far more like the original - is this the case? And does it contravene the 'canon' history now established by DS9, or do they explain it away convincingly (or not)?
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
I agree that DS9's version is a little toned down, but remember, the Terrans in this universe have been under the boot of the Alliance for years and years. That's bound to breed out some of the angst. I think they tried to make up for mirror humanity's sudden lack of permeating evil, though, by making a rule that every woman in the mirror universe is a bondage-loving lesbian.
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"A gathering of Angels appeared above my head. They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said..." -Styx
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as for the Shatnerverse Mirror books, well, Kirk remained a baddie in the mirror universe right up until the end. He killed and stuffed little Balok, had Chekov stuck inside the agony booth until he mummified, and had most of the rest of his senior staff's necks stretched in front of SF Headquarters in a purge.
It was Spock that got the Empire conquered, and I figure 70-odd years of slavery would pretty much make ANY species a bit downtrodden... all the agressive humans would have been killed off or recruited by the Alliance by now.
There's a few interesting bits about the Mirrorverse for the now-largely-defunct LUG Star Trek Role-Playing Game floating around the internet, including a couple pages on Mirror-Andoria.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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You see, the "Mirror Universe" as you know it is a pale imitation of the original.
Yes, I completely agree. I never liked the bastardization DS9 turned the mirror universe into.
Although Diane Duane's mirror universe book was a bit sappy at times (that dolphin crew member, uuggh), I still liked the fact that the Enterprise crew had duplicates that were diametrically opposite to their own morals and values.
I always thought the mirror Spock was going to change the empire for the better. Wasn't that the whole point of the TOS episode?
So what does DS9 do? They say that Spock brought down the empire and caused an even worse Alliance to take over. What were they trying to say, that evil will always triumph over good?
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"Although I do not know how World War III will be fought, I do know how World War IV will be fought - with rocks and clubs." -Albert Einstein
Spock DID change the Empire for good. But all the races that the Empire crushed saw an opportunity and did to the former-Empire what had once been done to them.
The morale is, "treat others as you would like to be treated."
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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All in all, it's just as well we never got to see the Modern Mirror equivalent of the Borg or the Prophets. The former would probably still assimilate people, but ask nicely first; The latter - do you know, I can't imagine what they'd be like, but you know TPTB would screw it up somehow.
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
Of course, the borg came from the Regular Federation's future, which means that there's a causal loop and a half there...
The Borg in THAT universe were encountered and eliminated some time previous to the story's setting. Apparently, the Prophets never revealed themselves in the Mirrorverse. Can you blame them? So it's likely the Mirrorverse had never heard of the Dominion.
From what I gather, the Mirrorverse is kind of like Earth-2 (or was it 3?) from the old DC continuity (and the recent graphic novel). Evil, rather than good, always wins. It's endemic to the nature of things in that universe.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."
Now I'm wondering, is Bajor part of this 'Alliance' or is Kira a part of it on her own accord?
The Klingons maybe part of the Alliance but they are cowardice and have no sense of honour.
The Cardassians seem to have some sort of upper hand
The Ferengi are kind and helpful - a la Quark and Brunt. The characters aren't diametrically opposite they're just - different.
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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"
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by making a rule that every woman in the mirror universe is a bondage-loving lesbian.
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"Every day people are starting to sound more and more like Kosh."
I could say the same about a few Flare members.
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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Read chapters one and two of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Show no patience, tolerance, or restraint.
"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile only if you wish it that way. Do you wish to be assimilated? If so, your biological and technological distinctiveness would be added to our own. Thank you for our cooperation. Have a nice day."
That would be something to see.
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
-Lord Darth Vader (Star Wars: A New Hope)
"Now I'm wondering, is Bajor part of this 'Alliance' or is Kira a part of it on her own accord?"
Yes, Bajor is part of it. "Fairly important" members too, is how I believe Kira puts it.
"The Klingons maybe part of the Alliance but they are cowardice and have no sense of honour."
They are definetly part of it. Did you look at the sign of the alliance? It's a merging of the Klingon and Cardassian symbols.
"The Cardassians seem to have some sort of upper hand"
I never got that impression. The most important Alliance person we saw was Worf, who is (surprisingly), a Klingon.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
And he was in chains.
And Worf was (apparently) leader of the Klingon part of the alliance.
I don't blame him for being submissive.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
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Christ only knows what they'll put in Series 5. No doubt whoever Braga's fucking by then.
Series 5 probably won't start out that way, but sometime around the third or fourth season when the ratings start to drop, I'm sure they'll do exactly that.
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"Although I do not know how World War III will be fought, I do know how World War IV will be fought - with rocks and clubs." -Albert Einstein
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
Representatives of the Original Federation, namely Captain Sisko and Jadzia Dax discovered the Wormhole. The Mirror universe does not even know whether or not the wormhole exists. And the mirror Bajorans are not even religious enough (and too busy with each other) to care.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
"Series 5 probably won't start out that way, but sometime around the third or fourth season when the ratings start to drop, I'm sure they'll do exactly that."
Are you implying that in 1996 Braga was making sweet monkey love with Michael Dorn?
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
I need a drink.
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
If you're going to nitpick it though, then I will make my jokes so simple even Omega won't be able to misinterpret them.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
"...I will make my jokes so simple even Omega won't be able to misinterpret them."
I'm not sure that's possible. Even if you said "Why did the chicken cross the road?", Omega would think it was either because Yahweh told it to, or because a crime was going on across the street, and the chicken was going to use its gun to shoot the perpetrator. Or a crime was going on, and Yahweh told the chicken to shoot the perpetrator...
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
Kira (Intendent), Bariel and Leeta!?!
The Klingons were shown to be complete dolts in "Crossover" and quite scared of Kira/Intendent... well who they thought was Kira/Intendent...
The Logo of the Alliance - seems to have Klingons and Cardassian - but if you look closely I reckon that the Bajoran logo is in there too... why else have the wings and the circle except? unless its to signify the Cardassians smothering/controlling the Klingons...
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"This is cooling, faster than I can..." Tori Amos "Cooling"
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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000