read it here: http://www.trektoday.com/news/260401_04.shtml
Believe it is you dare!
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When you're in the Sol system, come visit the Starfleet Museum
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
It's just a matter of time until all your base are belong to us, eh?
Anyway, the confusion arises from the TNG episode "Lower Decks", where one of the junior officers tries to strike up a suck-up conversation mistakenly thinking that Riker was Canadian. Oops.
Mark <-- Tres Canadien, calisse de tabernac osti!
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"Why build one, when you can have two at twice the price?"
- Carl Sagan, "Contact"
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
And considering "Nemesis"'s storied history as a fanboy title, I'd be less than eager to believe this...
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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
-Omega, April 6
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When you're in the Sol system, come visit the Starfleet Museum
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
Also, *FIRST* man!?! It's called the BEST man... hmmm.
Also, you would think that Picard would be marrying them... since in all the Marriages we've seen in Trek, Captains/Admirals have done the job... well always the senior officer...
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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
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When you're in the Sol system, come visit the Starfleet Museum
What about simply naming the movie "X", and marketing it in a manner that's sure to royally piss off Fox?
Timo Saloniemi
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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
Though I don't know whether to consider it a good thing that I think that whoever made this rumor up...
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"Omega is right."
-Jeff Karrde, March 18, 2001 08:47 PM
If we adopt the transformer sizing system for spoiler warnings, we'd have
Basic spoilers
Deluxe spoilers
Mega spoilers
Ultra spoilers
Super spoilers
and Supreme spoilers
This one barely rates a "deluxe".
(Although I'd like to see Super Spoiler battle the X-Men, myself...)
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"We have to get drunk immediately."----Gattaca
Hm...
Ultra-Mega... the genetically engineered hybrid clone of Ultra Magnus and Omega....
*BLINKS*
OH MY GOD, THE HORROR...
I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN...
*goes off to a corner, curls up, and stares blankly, shuddering*
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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Faster than light - no left or right.
quote:
Ultra-Mega... the genetically engineered hybrid clone of Ultra Magnus and Omega....*BLINKS*
Like Matter and Anti-Matter, the twain shall never meet. ( Much to the relief of Ultra Mangus)
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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
As for rumors of Riker and Troi's marriage, that's been talked and gossiped about since the scene in Insurrection.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited April 27, 2001).]
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"Omega is right."
-Jeff Karrde, March 18, 2001 08:47 PM
I would need a clone or two to serve as King Turnip decoys, in a similar fashion as that one handmaiden in Episode One, or the, er, decoys, for the G1 Planes. WICHE TURRNED INTO TEH SWWEPEEP!!1!!!!!1
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching