Anyway, the Voyager episode "Q2" featuring Q and his now-teenaged son Q is on. It starts with Icheb giving a presentation on early Starfleet history to Janeway. And, I swear, Icheb said that Kirk's historic five-year mission ended in 2207. Isn't that about fifty or so years way too early?
I'll comment on the rest of the episode when it's over. On another note, that Cadbury Bunny audition commercial is on again for about the tenth year in a row.
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I watched this episode too. I'm kinda of irritated about how they've ruined the character of Q. Mind you, this is the first Q/Voyager episode I've watched since the first one many many moons ago.
DS9 handled the character a lot better when he did that pesterin' on the station.
We first see Q, and he's like a scientist conducting tests on the crew of the Enterprise. He wants to see how humans react to various situations. (Encounter at Farpoint, Hide and "Q", Q-Who?)
Then he shows up AS a human, so it's all still the basic "learning what it means to be human", etc.
ARGH!!! I just think Q was a lot cooler in TNG and DS9.
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
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Overall, I liked the episode. Like father, like son. Q Junior was really an annoying little !@#$ who needed a good smack upside the head. Of course, he did take away Neelix's vocal cords and Seven's clothes. From there, the episode was pretty well paced, in my opinion. I liked the ending; it didn't seem too contrived or predictable to me. It would have been interesting to Q Junior stay onboard as a human, but I guess that it is a little too late to start adding youngsters to the cast. Especially since we already have Icheb and Naomi.
Best lines from the episode:
"The Continuum has told you before: DO NOT PROVOKE THE BORG!" -- Q Senior
"Can I see you naked again" -- Q Junior
Why does it matter? Can't Q just snap their fingers and send 'em back to whence they came? (Speaking of which, woulda been nice to see "Q-2" - Corbin Bernsen - show up as one of the judges)
And didn't Q provoke the Borg in Q-Who? (Sort-of?)
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
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I think Voyager has changed the Q character to a good degree, but I don't he's been ruined. He still seems to be his same old self. It's just this time around he was trying to figure out how to be a parent.
"You hit me! Picard never hit me!"
"I'm not Picard!"
I wish Sisko and Q could've gone head to head more often.
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
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Icheb definitely said 2207, but that was probably a typo in the script or error on the actor's part that didn't get caught.
I wouldn't call Q1's actions in "Q Who?" provoking the Borg per se. If Picard had been a good boy and followed Guinan's advice, the Borg probably wouldn't have detected them (at least not for a while). Of course, if Picard had followed Guinan's advice, Q probably would have provoked the Borg in order to set in motion the events that would have lead to Picard's begging for help.
My biggest problem with the episode:
Could Q's help have been any more vaguer?
For those of us keeping track of Voyager's mileage, this is going to wreak havoc. Just how many years constitute a few?
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Maybe I was mistaken, but I don't think so. I should've taped the damn thing.
And yay, I don't get to see VGR again until AFTER the finale because there's no UPN station here & someone in CT is taping it all for me. Fucking cable company...no Sci-Fi, Bravo, or History Channel unless I get a converter. What the fuck's up with THAT?!?
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Besides, we have to allow time for the animated series. *grin*
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Does 2270 contradict canon? Okay so we have the year and a half line, but a year and a half from when? I don't recall anything canon saying that TMP took place in 2271. Until the chronology I always assumed that it took place about ten years after the end of the series, and never really liked the Okuda's conjecture about it.
This would bump the five year mission up a year, meaning that Where No Man Has Gone Before took place in 2266.
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best is when the borg finally beat voyager the way it should be.
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
I missed the first 15 minutes of the episode. So I missed Seven naked huh...
Q's not different, after All Good things... seeing that Picard passed his 7 years test went on to bother Janeway. He's no longer testing the human race more like just now annoying them that's all.
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I heard somewhere that Jeri Ryan was suppose to show more skin when she joined Voyager but since she's dating Braga, he put a stop to this. Any chance this could be true?
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Sound like Deja-Q? Q's made human, makes sacrafical act to appease the thing that is after him, then moves the big asteroid after the Q make him a Q again.
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
Fair enough. You are ignoring most of the dialogue from the movie though, which indicated (off the top of my head) that:
1/ The Enterprise had been in drydock for about a year and a half
2/ Kirk hadn't logged a single star hour in about the same amount of time (according to Decker).
3/ Kirk had spent "5 years out there, dealing with unknowns like this".
The only way for TMP to occur TEN years after the end of the series would be for Kirk to have had ANOTHER 5 year mission. Which contradicts no 3.
Sorry, I'm not getting it. At most, you could place all 3 seasons of Trek as occuring in the first year of Kirk's five year misson. But even then, TMP couldn't have been more than 7 years after "Turnabout Intruder". And putting all three seasons in one year would be incredibly silly.
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On the other side of the balance, we have 2.5 years since Kirk logged star-hours, but no mention that these star-hours were logged aboard our beloved Enterprise, or during any adventure we would know of. We have the Enterprise being refitted for 18 months, but no indication of when the refit was started (perhaps after the last heroic three-year mission of the ship under the command of Captain Richmond E. Bagley?). And we know Kirk spent "just" five years out there, but nothing is said about how far in the past those five years were. Perhaps Kirk earned the brass on his shoulders by working behind a desk for the past six or seven years?
I doubt the new edition of the movie will give any more chronology hints. The stardates mentioned are of course one possible hint, but they proceed at a vastly different rate in TOS and in the movies 2-6, making it difficult to say which convention of either is followed by the first movie.
Timo Saloniemi
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Does anyone know if it was Roddenberry's intention to have TMP take place shortly after the end of the series?
Liam: If TMP happened in '79 and the Enterprise was put on training duty not too long before TWOK in '85 (funny how I choose to believe the Okudas on this point and not the other), it would've gotten six years of duty in its new and improved form. Which admittedly isn't as much, but there may have been reasons for the Enterprises early retirement. After all, if we believe that the Yorktown became the E-A, then we have an example of a ship the same age that was on active duty (presumably doing adventurous Kirk-like thing and not teaching cadets) for another eight years after the E-nil was assigned to training duty.
All that said, I still basically tend to believe in the Okuda chronology. A 2271 TMP may make Kirk and Scott look deceptively old, but it basically fits the other facts seen on screen. AND it is what most novels use as the basis of their dating. If novels discuss a second 5-yr mission, it's usually after TMP and before ST2 (which only makes sense, because then it's less of a repetition of TOS, dramatically speaking).
Some minor juggling is of course still possible without disrupting either canon or the novels - perhaps TMP took place in 2272 or 2274? To safely give Kirk 2.5 star-hour-less years between the 2270 mentioned by Icheb and TMP, I'd rather go for 2273 as the TMP date. There's still room for a 5-yearer, and a bitter retirement for Kirk (a la "Generations" flashbacks), before he returns for ST2 in 2284 or so.
Timo Saloniemi