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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Nim</b> <br /><small>Member # 205</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,20,23,28,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 20, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:28 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoBk8bxU1rs" target="_blank">Ocht awaa and dinnae talk pish.</a> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Guardian 2000</b> <br /><small>Member # 743</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,23,12,20,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 23, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:20 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Wow, I need subtitles. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Ginger Beacon</b> <br /><small>Member # 1585</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,24,14,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 24, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:08 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Guardian 2000:<br /><strong> Wow, I need subtitles. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b>Bridge scene 1</b><br /><br />Narrator: <i>In the year 2345 the Federation of Planets opened a Starfleet Academy near Carnoustie in Scotland. Four years later its first graduates emerged to find themselves rewarded with command of Starfleet’s newest and most powerful vessel: the ion impulse powered Aurora.</i><br /><br />Captain: Reet Ensin. Gi’us warp factor ten. We’ll open this big bastard oop an’ see if it is shit of shovel a’ we hear of.<br /><br />Android: Nae danger! Git yer belts oan.<br /><br />Captain: Ne’er catch us wearin’ belts lik' a bunch a big poofters.<br /><br />XO: Captain?<br /><br />Captain: Wha?<br /><br />XO: Ginna let us goin' ta the replicator? I’m starvin!<br /><br />Captain: A’right. As lang as ye bring us back a mug a royal game soup and a couple o' outsiders.<br /><br />Comms: Captain?<br /><br />Captain: What new?<br /><br />Comms: There a reet big hoor o' a spaceship coming towards us, and you wanna see the bastard size a the thing. It’s a guid yin or twa size bigger than ous ken!<br /><br /><b>Holodeck scene</b><br /><br />Narrator: <i>These graduates never backed away from danger as they were fearless and highly trained.</i><br /><br />XO: Ah tellt ye afore ah dinnae wan any o` yer pish ur ah stick this reet in yer clagger bag!<br /><br />Captain: What ye dooin ye daftie?<br /><br />XO: Oh, ah’m jest ha’in a go in the holodeck, Cap’n! Ah’m holodeck daft, ken?<br /><br /><b>Bridge montage scene</b><br /><br />Narrator: <i>Take a journey into the unknown with captain McConnell;</i><br /><br />Captain: Set phasers to malkie.<br /><br />Narrator: <i>His number one, O’Donnell;</i><br /><br />XO: Tis lik' hee haw a've ever seen afore cap’n, ken!<br /><br />Narrator: <i>Doctor MacDonald;</i><br /><br />Doctor: He's deid capt'n, stone deid. Na pulse or nutthin. Wull ye stoap keekin at mah arse, ya pervert!<br /><br />Narrator: <i>Ensigns McHaig the android and McDay, the communications officer;</i><br /><br />Helm: Captain! We’re meddling wi’ forces we cannae possibly comprehend!<br /><br />Android: Ye’re ken fine – ye’re gaggin fur it, eh?<br /><br />Comms: Ye’ve hell haw chance o’ getting yer hole – yer an android, ye’ve cak all knob!<br /><br />Alien: <i>In sixty seconds we will board your ship and you will surrender your vessel to us.</i><br /><br />All: Ach, gawan! Dinnae talk pish!<br /><br />Narrator: <i>Taysiders in Space – in amongst ye's!</i> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Ginger Beacon</b> <br /><small>Member # 1585</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,24,14,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 24, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:09 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Now, is that all clear to you? <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Malnurtured Snay</b> <br /><small>Member # 411</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,26,19,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 26, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:08 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Subtitles AND a translation. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Ginger Beacon</b> <br /><small>Member # 1585</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,26,21,41,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 26, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:41 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *sighs*<br /><br />Captain: Right Ensign, go to warp factor 10. Let's start her up and see if she is as fast as I have been told.<br /><br />Ensign: Aye sir, please fasten your safety restraints.<br /><br />Captain: No. Wearing a seatbelt would cause others to question our sexuality.<br /><br />XO: Captain, permission to go to the replicator? I'm very hungry.<br /><br />Captain: Certainly, provided you bring me back a portion of Royal Game soup and two end slices of bread.<br /><br />Comms: Captain.<br /><br />Captian: What is it now?<br /><br />Comms: There is an extremely large lady of negotable affections of a spaceship approaching us, look how big it is! It's one or two sizes bigger than our ship!<br /><br /><b>Holodeck Scene</b><br /><br />XO: I have told you before, I'll have no silliness from you otherwise I shall have to thrust this bottle into your gentlemans area.<br /><br />Captain: What the Dickens are you doing?<br /><br />XO: I am just having a session in the holodeck Sir. I love the holodeck! See!<br /><br /><b>Bridge montage</b><br /><br />Captain: Set phasers to inflict serious dammage, such as sould be accomplished with a razor blade or more often a simple headbutt.<br /><br />XO: It's like nothing that I have ever seen before Captain.<br /><br />Doctor: He's dead, stone dead. There is no pulse or anything. Stop looking and my behind, you pervert!<br /><br />Helm: Captain, we are dealing with forces that we can not possibly comprehend!<br /><br />Ensign: You are extremely attractive, you'd like to have sexual relations with me, yes?<br /><br />Comms: You've very little chance of that. You are an android and as such have little or no penis.<br /><br />Alien: <i>In sixty seconds we will board your ship and you will surrender your vessel to us.</i><br /><br />All: Oh, go on! Don't talk suck nonsense! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Guardian 2000</b> <br /><small>Member # 743</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,27,2,28,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 27, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:28 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I rather liked it untranslated, until "lady of negotiable affections". <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Nim</b> <br /><small>Member # 205</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2013,8,27,11,4,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">September 27, 2013</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:04 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Very nice. <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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