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Baloo
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Shuttlepod: Bigger than a space suit, not enough room to swing a cat. NO RESTROOM!Shuttlecraft: Enough room to swing a cat, as long as it's a small one. Has some concession to sanitary requirements. If you want lunch, you'd better have packed it yourself, 'cos there's no replicator. Runabout: Bigger than a shuttlecraft. Sanitation facilities are complete. Room to swing a cat. Has replicators, but the selection leaves a little to be desired.
Well, that's it for now. Suggestions for larger ships anyone? --Baloo ------------------ My mind wanders, but don't worry. It's weak and won't get very far. --Steve Allen
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Enterprise
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Scout Ship: Enough room to swing that #@&$(#@ cat, cool equipment and weapons, docking port on the bottom.Captain's Yacht: Enough room to swing 2 or 3 cats, armed... ------------------ Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222) "Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left." -- Worf Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges -- In time of war the law falls silent.
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The First One
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Escort (official)/Warship (unofficial): Sternbach says there's enough room to swing a tiger, but they used a leopard for two seasons before they got it right.[This message was edited by The First One on April 18, 1999.]
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The_Tom
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*LOL*That's .sig material, Lee.... ------------------ "......" �������������-The Breen at Internment Camp 371
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AndrewR
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Sydney Class Transporta constitution sized bridge at least 4 decks a constitution engineering section enought to swing what ever you like probably mostly - quaters and recdecks and lounges, later one or two holodecks. about 3 or 4 runabouts end to end... interchangeable/upgradable quarters... ------------------ Alamaraine, count to four...
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TSN
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Sovereign class: Spacious bridge. Animated turbolift displays to entertain the kiddies on those long elevator rides. Variable torpedo launchers. Fold-out captain's yacht. Enough room to swing a Rigelian razor cat.------------------ "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." -George Orwell's Animal Farm
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Elim Garak
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Galaxy class: Swing as many runabouts as you can. Around they go! What they hit, nobody knows! ::WHAM!!:: Just not in front of the junior officers.------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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Federation Shipmaster
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*shakes head*You're all a disgrace to the Starships forum. But at least this gives us more posts to get ahead of the silly officer's lounge. ------------------ What bloke invented signatures?
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Sol System
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At least this thread is devoted to canon information, unlike certain others I could name. And silly?! See if I come to your Christmas party! ------------------ "I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die." -- They Might Be Giants
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Siegfried
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I take offense to the slandering of the Officers' Lounge!Harrumph! ------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Trinculo
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I have no opinion on this thread.
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Brown_supahero
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Delta Flyer: Cool enough to go galaxy club hoppin' in, and pick up fine chicks. Enough room to hit her "cat."Starbug: Good milage, nice station wagon. Ain't gonna hit no "cat" up in that ride!
replace "cat" with "punani" or a similar word that pertains to both "cat" and "punani" which starts with "p" and has 5 letters------------------ "Execute" Captain Styles USS Excelsior (ST III) Hey I'm sick of "Engage"
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Bernd
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NO RESTROOM! Didn't the crew always take shuttles for short term travel to neighboring star systems, before runabouts were available? If it takes several days (or at official Warp 2.x years), there has te something like a restroom. Suggestions?*** Off-topic warning *** Brown_supahero: Is punani a synonym for p****? Seems I get similar search results with Altavista for either word. ------------------ I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. (McCoy in "Devil in the Dark") www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/
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The First One
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I refer Feddy to my post in another thread about not being another of thos boring gits who're only interested in starships.Trinculo: "do you have any opinions about anything?!
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The First One
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Multi-Vector Tactical Assault ship: Plenty of room to swing cats, but they may split into three while you do so. Neurotic Medical Hologram as standard. Beware using restrooms, since you may find the toilet paper ends up in another part of the ship.
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Federation Shipmaster
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It was a joke, ppl.------------------ What bloke invented signatures?
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The First One
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We know. 8)
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Elim Garak
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Silly Officers' Lounge? Hehe. Voyager stuck on a subspace sandbar: We've got people lined up to see our star feature, the restrooms! And aren't there lots of selections on a runabout as far asreplictors are concerned? ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold." [This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 20, 1999.]
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Bernd
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Maybe we shouldn't go on with this topic, otherwise it could become a forum of its own, next to the Officer's Lounge.The Restroom "Close the door. You're letting gaseous replication raw material out." ------------------ I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. (McCoy in "Devil in the Dark") www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/
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