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Shuttlepod: Bigger than a space suit, not enough room to swing a cat. NO RESTROOM!
Shuttlecraft: Enough room to swing a cat, as long as it's a small one. Has some concession to sanitary requirements. If you want lunch, you'd better have packed it yourself, 'cos there's no replicator.
Runabout: Bigger than a shuttlecraft. Sanitation facilities are complete. Room to swing a cat. Has replicators, but the selection leaves a little to be desired.
Well, that's it for now. Suggestions for larger ships anyone?
--Baloo
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The First One
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Escort (official)/Warship (unofficial): Sternbach says there's enough room to swing a tiger, but they used a leopard for two seasons before they got it right.
[This message was edited by The First One on April 18, 1999.]
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Sovereign class: Spacious bridge. Animated turbolift displays to entertain the kiddies on those long elevator rides. Variable torpedo launchers. Fold-out captain's yacht. Enough room to swing a Rigelian razor cat.
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Galaxy class: Swing as many runabouts as you can. Around they go! What they hit, nobody knows! ::WHAM!!:: Just not in front of the junior officers.
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I take offense to the slandering of the Officers' Lounge!
Harrumph!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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NO RESTROOM! Didn't the crew always take shuttles for short term travel to neighboring star systems, before runabouts were available? If it takes several days (or at official Warp 2.x years), there has te something like a restroom. Suggestions?
*** Off-topic warning *** Brown_supahero: Is punani a synonym for p****? Seems I get similar search results with Altavista for either word.
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Multi-Vector Tactical Assault ship: Plenty of room to swing cats, but they may split into three while you do so. Neurotic Medical Hologram as standard. Beware using restrooms, since you may find the toilet paper ends up in another part of the ship.
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