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"We spent the entire summer resting up, looking for some vital link missing in the big picture. Bill said he had found it, but in fact he had lost it." - TMBG
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
[This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 15, 1999).]
Ummm, my site, yeah...believe it or not (I know, we've heard this one before!), I plan to have a big update ready next week. Enterprise C and Voyager pictures from ST Mechanics, the Equinox, and some other stuff. Somebody harrass me if I blow it off again, please.
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Somebody harrass me if I blow it off again, please.
I've been looking forward to an update on your site for a long time Pedro, so I'll volunteer for it.
Hobbes
9907.16
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Nurse: Can I help you?
Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle.
Nurse: Reason?
Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.
Nurse: JACKET!!
Hobbes
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"Now if you'll excuse me Captain, I have an appointment with eternity, and I don't want to be late." (Soran, ST:G)
Ex Astris Scientia
1: stretch him?
-> might damage vital organs. Not recommended.
2: Shove pins under his nails?
-> effective, painful. Might cause fatal infection though. Recommended with reservations.
3: Administer electric shocks?
-> effective, painful. Might cause heart failure. Recommended with reservations.
4: Shove pointy object upwrong end of digestive tract?
-> Will most probably cause fatal internal bleeding. Not recommended.
5: Cut off fingers?
-> very effective, very painful, lasting. If done correctly should be safe. Take care with tourniquet. Make sure saw is sterile. Use sterile blowtorch to seal. Anesthetics not recommended, will spoil effect. Highly recommended.
6: Plunge head in water?
-> effective, extremely unpleasant. Subject might die of asphyxia.
7: Kidnap close relatives?
-> very effective, emotionally devastating. Will leave no physical damage. Most highly recommended.
Hobbes
9907.22
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Daniel Henderson
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