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But we appreciate Pedro's message nonetheless.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Doh! So little time, so many boards...these days I don't have much time for reading the messages, so I just popped in to post the info.
Ummm, my site, yeah...believe it or not (I know, we've heard this one before!), I plan to have a big update ready next week. Enterprise C and Voyager pictures from ST Mechanics, the Equinox, and some other stuff. Somebody harrass me if I blow it off again, please.
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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I don't know how to get there. E-mail me with the directions.
------------------ Nurse: Can I help you? Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle. Nurse: Reason? Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac. Nurse: JACKET!!
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I'm looking forward to your update, Pedro. Maybe I will care about the Ambassador class variants when I've seen your pics.
------------------ "Now if you'll excuse me Captain, I have an appointment with eternity, and I don't want to be late." (Soran, ST:G) Ex Astris Scientia
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How will we bug Pedro if he doesn't deliver?
1: stretch him? -> might damage vital organs. Not recommended.
2: Shove pins under his nails? -> effective, painful. Might cause fatal infection though. Recommended with reservations.
3: Administer electric shocks? -> effective, painful. Might cause heart failure. Recommended with reservations.
4: Shove pointy object upwrong end of digestive tract? -> Will most probably cause fatal internal bleeding. Not recommended.
5: Cut off fingers? -> very effective, very painful, lasting. If done correctly should be safe. Take care with tourniquet. Make sure saw is sterile. Use sterile blowtorch to seal. Anesthetics not recommended, will spoil effect. Highly recommended.
6: Plunge head in water? -> effective, extremely unpleasant. Subject might die of asphyxia.
7: Kidnap close relatives? -> very effective, emotionally devastating. Will leave no physical damage. Most highly recommended.
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Uh, I wouldn't recommend number 5. Without fingers how would he be able to use the keyboard or mouse to upload his site? I suppose we could leave a couple of 'em though. Two or Three on each hand.
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