"I'm Security Supernumery #4," a tall black man said. "Now, surrender Lore."
"NO!" Lore yelled.
"I will handle this," a metallic voice said. Something beeped, and C-3P0 and R2-D2 came around the corner, followed by Jawas. The tiny scavengers threw a cargo net around Lore and dragged him away.
"We sold him to the Jawas," C-3P0 smiled. "Master Luke will be SO happy!"
"That was my brother," Data pointed out calmly. He leveled his phaser and fired. C-3P0 exploded into his various parts.
"Oh, bother, I hope Chewbacca doesn't have to fix me this time," the 'droid whined.
R2-D2 bleeped again.
"What did he say, sir," Security Supernumery #4 inquired.
"He said 'Would you like some cheese with that wine?'" Data translated. "We must get to the bridge."
"Come on, men!" Security Supernumery #4 yelled. Two of the security men picked R2 up and tossed him after Doctor Pulaski.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000
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Kryten: Pub? - Ah yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve
advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of
fermented vegetable drinks. - Red Dwarf "Timeslides"
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
***
"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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Kryten: Pub? - Ah yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve
advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of
fermented vegetable drinks. - Red Dwarf "Timeslides"