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Suddenly, Parallel Wesley's security team turned on him. Eight phaser beams lanced out, and danced across his back. The young man collapsed as his back melted.
"I'm Security Supernumery #4," a tall black man said. "Now, surrender Lore."
"NO!" Lore yelled.
"I will handle this," a metallic voice said. Something beeped, and C-3P0 and R2-D2 came around the corner, followed by Jawas. The tiny scavengers threw a cargo net around Lore and dragged him away.
"We sold him to the Jawas," C-3P0 smiled. "Master Luke will be SO happy!"
"That was my brother," Data pointed out calmly. He leveled his phaser and fired. C-3P0 exploded into his various parts.
"Oh, bother, I hope Chewbacca doesn't have to fix me this time," the 'droid whined.
R2-D2 bleeped again.
"What did he say, sir," Security Supernumery #4 inquired.
"He said 'Would you like some cheese with that wine?'" Data translated. "We must get to the bridge."
"Come on, men!" Security Supernumery #4 yelled. Two of the security men picked R2 up and tossed him after Doctor Pulaski.
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Quite ingenious. Really, introducing a crossover into our "new series". George Lucas will be all so happy, won't he? Anyway, at the moment I'm still thinking about a solution to getting rid of all those "Parallels" Wesleys. I have to come up with some great idea though - that might take some time!!! ;-)
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Speaking of getting rid of weslies, I saw an online RPG, where you play as picard and there are a total of 27 ways in which you can kill Wesly Crusher(but 7 of them lead to your own death as well, cuz when you fire those really big guns at him, it says that a stray shot hit the warp core )
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Are there any good Trek "Choose Your Own Adventure" type adventures on the net?
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 *** "I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
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That's something I would like to know as well.
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