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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Veers</b> <br /><small>Member # 661</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2001,11,17,14,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">December 17, 2001</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:49 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Inspired by Ocean's Eleven and some suggestions from a friend, here's a funny story.<br />Now, this may be stupid and nonsense, but here it goes.<br /><br />Seven's Eleven<br />Plot: Gary Seven, protector of Earth, organized a group of 11 members to rob 30 Nevada 7-11's in thirty minutes. Here is part one of his plan:<br /><br />Gary Seven packed his bags in his hotel room, with his talking cat Isis lounging on the bed. He'd just gotten out of alien prison (messing with time or something), and, still wearing his tuxedo, strolled right into his hotel thinking up a plan for revenge. Just one more stunt.<br /><br />Having thought of one (while watching TV and seeing a commercial for a movie which wuld sound funny if his last name was in front of it), he quickly looked through the phone book and picked out 30 7-11 convenience stores in the Las Veags area. One of his alien captors, Zyttil, was operating the local chain under the name "Bubba."<br /><br />Ignoring Isis's warnings, Gary Seven walked out of his hotel and grabbed a taxi, his first stop being his love Roberta Lincoln's old hangout. Rumor had it she was Bubba's new lover.<br /><br /> <i>I suppose I should be worrying about that ABM thing,</i> Seven thought, <i>seeing that I am a protector of Earth from nuclear destruction. However, this is a more pressing matter...</i>.<br />He walked i nthe door, hoping to see Lincoln.<br /><br />Stay tuned...<br /> <br /> [ December 17, 2001: Message edited by: Veers ] <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2001,11,17,19,40,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">December 17, 2001</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:40 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Oh, <i>that</i> Seven... <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Veers</b> <br /><small>Member # 661</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2001,11,17,19,56,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">December 17, 2001</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:56 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> It took someone a while to see this.<br />Part 2 will be delayed, by the way... <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2001,11,18,0,48,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">December 18, 2001</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:48 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> It took not-quite-five hours for someone to respond. That doesn't give any indication how long it took someone to see it. <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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