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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Reverend: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [qb] Anyway, what was up that whole "return of Apophis" thing? Maybe I missed a minute of the show, or something, but it seems he just showed up again out of nowhere, and no-one wondered why. I mean, at least if he had been in a different body, I could have understood. But his host grew old, died, and was presumably buried or cremated on Earth. Did Apophis clone his host and add little Borg-ish implants to his face for decoration? Did someone else come to Earth, snatch Apophis' host's rotten corpse/ashes and pop him in a sarcophagus, preheated to 350-degrees, for fifteen minutes until lightly browned? I mean, seriously, what the "[i]fuck[/i]" did I miss? [/qb][/QUOTE]SPOILERS AHEAD Apparently you missed the two-parter in which they try and rescue Sam's father from the volcanic moon of Neytu (think Dante's inferno) by using some left over memories from Jolinar (who had previously escaped by doing pelvic penuckle with Bynar, big bald bloke with one eye and Lord of Neytu). Neytu just happens to be in orbit of Solkar's homeworld and he uses it as a prison for the types of people that evil overlords like to send to a slow agonising death. They get into the prison ok and find Sam's dad but getting out is rather tricky coz the only way off the moon (which has no stargate) is through the ring transporters in Bynar's quarters. While Bynar is interrogating Sam, Neonak (his first prime and wearer of funky metal mask) decides it would be fun to blow a hole in his boss's chest with his staff weapon, he lets her go back to the prison while he pees in the coffee jug and sits in the big comfy chair. Back in the prison the gang decides it's be nice if they didn't die of heat stroke so the all go off and break in to the late Bynar's quarters and try to access the rings...they are just about to leave when Neonak gate crashes the party and takes off his funky metal mask. Surprise, surprise, he's really Apophis, whom if you remember was sent to Solkar after his death so he'd quit trying to blow up earth. As it turns out, Solkar (Evil bloke with Michael Jackson style skin pigment condition) stuck Apophis into a sarcophagus so he could torment his enemy by plucking out his eye and poke him with a stick for all eternity. I won't spoil the second part for you but suffice to say that Apophis usurped Solkar and stole his big comfy throne too. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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