-FTM
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funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii
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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family
Are you people watching the same Sci-Fi Channel? Maybe there's something wrong with my vertical hold.
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
-FTM
sci2kme
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funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"We exist in a boundless time continuum. There is no weekend!"
- Zorak, "Hungry," Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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funniest TV quote.....
"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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"I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not feeling that great"
The music, the look, everything is just perfect for this show.
Any Moya's baby looks like it can kick some ass!
Now awaiting Part III!
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Somehow we're going somewhere.
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited January 15, 2000).]
Plot: IASA Astronaut John Chrichton is launched into space with the Farscape 1, a small spacecraft he designed. The Farscape is made to attempt to use Earth's gravity to slingshot the craft at tremendous speeds. Unfortunatly, halfway through the test, Farscape 1 gets sucked into a wormhole. Chrichton ends up in a distant part of the Galaxy where the Farscape 1 collides with a Peacekeeper Marauder, destroyed the Marauder. The Farscape 1 then finds itself in a small battle, and is soon tractored into the bay of the largest ship there. When Chrichton gets out of the Farscape and ends up at the bridge, he finds himself onboard a Leviathan Prison Transport full of escaped aliens and a captured Peacekeeper. As for the Marauder Chrichton rammed, it contained the son of Captain Crase, an insane leader of a Peacekeeper fleet. He blames Chrichton for the death of his son, and vows revenge, sending his entire fleet after the stolen Leviathan. And the rest of the series is just the crew of the Leviathan running and finding new planets (ala Voyager, but much better and realistic)
Era: Pretty much right now, just in a different part of the galaxy!
Actors: Very good actors. I'll tell you about the Characters here though. First, John Crichton, son of an astronaut and astronaut himself. An alien in an alien world. Next, K'Dargo, a Luxan Soilder who killed his commanding officer in battle. Uses his powerful Qualta Blade as a weapon (half sword, half rifle). Very big and very strong. Next, Aeryn Sun, former Peacekeeper exiled on the Leviathan for "contamination". She longs to return to the Peacekeepers, but as the show continues, she decides to stay with the crew of Moya (their Leviathan). Next, Rygel XVI, a 2 foot former dictator dethroned by his traitor brother. Mainly the comedy of the show, he's in it only for himself. Also farts Helium. Now, Zhan, a blue skined, bald priest with the ability to heal others with touch. She's always calm and focused, but can still put up a fight. Next, Chyana, newcomer onboard Moya, she's an escaped psych patient, and skin and hair of all white. Sort of the "Kid" of the ship. Hasn't totally proven herself yet. And finally, Pilot, who is attached to Moya (I'll explain later), and controls everything Moya does. Pilot is the middleman of information between Moya and crew.
Ships: Ah, the good part. First off, Moya is a living ship (and she actually looks like one, too, instead of those Breen things). Moya is also pregnant, and recently gave birth to a new Leviathan, which, unfortuantly, is covered with weapons. It's a first of it's kind Leviathan. As for Moya, since it's a living ship, it has feelings, including fears. For instance, it is scared to go inside the atmosphere of a planet to land since it might get stuck. As for the other alien's ships, well, they are all totally original and all totally alien looking. Interiors as well. The only ships I do not like are Captain Craise's ship, which looks like an overloaded Bi-Plane.
Does that answer your questions Nimrod?
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"We exist in a boundless time continuum. There is no weekend!"
- Zorak, "Hungry," Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.
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"I'm not feeling alright today, I'm not feeling that great"
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
The first half hour of Part 1 was incredibly painful to watch and it almost made me turn it off and go upstairs (although LEXX was much worse). The second half just got to passable as Chrichton is captured yet once again and is tortured again.
Part 2, however, was quite good. There weren't any parts that I found extremely bad like I did in Part 1. However, Chrichton is a piss poor shot if he could hit Scorpius from that distance.
I'm not sure what Part 3 will bring. I can easily wait for it, but it would be interesting to see.
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Daniel Henderson
Senior Babylon 5/Crusade Editor
http://www.myrkr.com
Contributing Writer
Beyond Babylon
http://www.b5mg.com/Beyond_Babylon
apparently a movie is in the works check out this Comming attractions by Corona, Farscape movie info/rumor page... http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/farscape.html
it has links to the shows two official web pages, yes that is right two official web pages, how many shows out there can boast two official web pages? Well this one has the Scifi channel official website, and the Jim Henson company official website, they are both well done, and contain different (not contradicting) information...The scifi site is done in a journal form, and the Jim Henson is just an information page, they both have char/cast bios. Just heard that a book series, and action figures are being released some time this year. Can you believe this is from one of the guys that brought us Seaquest!!!
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"Hey you...you talkin to me?"
"Show me your steel"
"I will show you my iron claw technique!"
Not really sure what else to say about the episode, except that it was good, but not the best.
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
is that she was shot, and she got brought to Moya, but I didn't think she died. But she was not in the 3rd part,and John didn't seem sad?
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"Hey you...you talkin to me?"
"Show me your steel"
"I will show you my iron claw technique!"
-Five
"Every lie is another brick in the path to hell"
The last part of the Finale is on tonight. I hope its as good as the other three episodes. Someone is going to defect to the Peackeapers, and one of them is going to defect to Moya's side. I think that Rygel might be the defector, but thats just my guess. Capt. Crace seems like he is about to leave the Sebeacen side, so he is probably defecting to Moya.
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"Hey you...you talkin to me?"
"Show me your steel"
"I will show you my iron claw technique!"
-Five
"Every lie is another brick in the path to hell"
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.
For great Kosh.
All better.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
I've seen them already, all of them, on the British BBC. They are FANTASTIC, and will sure leave you sitting, staring and taking a big *gasp*, which you most probably didn't do since 'Best of Both Worlds, part 1'.
I LOVE THIS SERIES!!! When does season 3 begin on the British BBC 1 or 2???
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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade
[This message has been edited by Altair (edited April 18, 2001).]
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Witty Remark
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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"Excuse me, Mr. Rampaging Killer? Why don't you put down the gun and take a look at this hand-held monkey? Does it not have clever little forepaws? It eats gum and sap!"
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L. Fitzgerald Sj�berg
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" and something pleasent will happen to you. Possibly involving syrup.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited April 18, 2001).]
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
- James Lileks, 09/04/2001
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Witty Remark
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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade