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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
Hang on, shouldn't someone be asking me that?
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
[This message has been edited by D. Lerious (edited August 22, 2000).]
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"And on a wholly unrelated note, I went to high school with Fidel Castro. So there." - Simon Sizer
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"Wise Papa Smurf... Corrupted by his own power! Can no leader go untainted?!?!"
-Thundarr the Barbarian, Cartoon Network Commercial
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
--
Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.