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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I found this upon reading some links at a swedish Tolkien-site.
Apparently a very naughty girl named Cassandra wrote together some simply marvelous things in her livejournal.

Secret diaries written down by many different characters from the Lord of the Rings.

Oi, a transcript.

The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn

Day One:

Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.

Day Four:

Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
Not King yet.

Day Six:

Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.

Day Ten:

Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Balrog.
Not King today either.

Day 30:

In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.

Nice chat with Boromir. He�s not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

I felt it would be wrong somehow not to bestow this upon my 'friends' at Flare.

Njoy.

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

Somebody has an extremely twisted imagination...

Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :

I take it you haven't read the Star Whores trilogy... B)

Posted by Mountain Man (Member # 1114) on :

I ran across some of those diary entries a while back.Check out this link and tell me what you think of this situation. http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html