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I found this upon reading some links at a swedish Tolkien-site. Apparently a very naughty girl named Cassandra wrote together some simply marvelous things in her livejournal.
Secret diaries written down by many different characters from the Lord of the Rings.
Oi, a transcript.
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn
Day One:
Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it. Still not King.
Day Four:
Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying. Not King yet.
Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King.
Day Ten:
Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Balrog. Not King today either.
Day 30:
In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.
Nice chat with Boromir. He�s not so bad. Took a shower. Yay! But still not King.
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Somebody has an extremely twisted imagination...
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I take it you haven't read the Star Whores trilogy... B)
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