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Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Okay, I'm looking for nice vector art or a high quality jpeg of the gate itself (the one from SG1, not the movie or Atlantis versions).
I'm helping with a model of the gate (by printing certain details in vinyl) and I need the files to do that.
In my mind's eye, I'm contenpalting also modifying the schematics and making myself a Stargate toilet seat- I bet I could achieve prop-quality finish on it too!
Flush my crap straight to the Asgard homeworld.

Anyone got orthos?

Many thanks in advance...

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

One problem I foresee: the "kawoosh" goes in the opposite direction. [Wink]

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

So then it would be more of a Stargate bidet.

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Not if I use the Austraillain gate...
There's one at Andrew's house, but his DHD broke.

quote:
Originally posted by Shik:
So then it would be more of a Stargate bidet.

I thought of that actually- you'd have to sort of "hover" so as not to lose your ass.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
Not if I use the Austraillain gate...
There's one at Andrew's house, but his DHD broke.

Yeah, now I have to dial manually! [Smile]

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

And I'll bet doing that with just the flush handle gets really tedious!

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Andrew's Mom: "Andy! What are you doing in there?!?"

Andrew: "I'm just...ah...dialing manually! I'll be done in a few minutes!"
(sound of toilet flushing repeatedly}

Andrew's Mom: "Andy! I told you: doing that will make you go blind!...you now what your doctor said about "encoding chevrons"...and for christ's sake- wash your hands!"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

LOL!

EWW! [Smile]

Wow - 8th chevron! [Smile]

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

After the 8th chevron it's naptime!

Posted by Mark Nguyen (Member # 469) on :

But the maximum duration you can maintain a wormhole is 38 minutes... What if you want to take a really, REALLY long squat?

Anyway, I'd ask around scifi-art.com or one of its counterpart forums. People are making CG gates there all the time.

Mark

Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :

Scifi-art.com was replaced by scifi-meshes.com a long time ago. That's where you want to go.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mark Nguyen:
But the maximum duration you can maintain a wormhole is 38 minutes... What if you want to take a really, REALLY long squat?

Mark

Open a black-hole at the other end of the pipe? [Smile]

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

That's your answer for everything.