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Okay, I'm looking for nice vector art or a high quality jpeg of the gate itself (the one from SG1, not the movie or Atlantis versions). I'm helping with a model of the gate (by printing certain details in vinyl) and I need the files to do that. In my mind's eye, I'm contenpalting also modifying the schematics and making myself a Stargate toilet seat- I bet I could achieve prop-quality finish on it too! Flush my crap straight to the Asgard homeworld.
Anyone got orthos?
Many thanks in advance...
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One problem I foresee: the "kawoosh" goes in the opposite direction.
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So then it would be more of a Stargate bidet.
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Not if I use the Austraillain gate... There's one at Andrew's house, but his DHD broke.
quote:Originally posted by Shik: So then it would be more of a Stargate bidet.
I thought of that actually- you'd have to sort of "hover" so as not to lose your ass.
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And I'll bet doing that with just the flush handle gets really tedious!
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Andrew's Mom: "Andy! What are you doing in there?!?"
Andrew: "I'm just...ah...dialing manually! I'll be done in a few minutes!" (sound of toilet flushing repeatedly}
Andrew's Mom: "Andy! I told you: doing that will make you go blind!...you now what your doctor said about "encoding chevrons"...and for christ's sake- wash your hands!"
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quote:Originally posted by Mark Nguyen: But the maximum duration you can maintain a wormhole is 38 minutes... What if you want to take a really, REALLY long squat?
Mark
Open a black-hole at the other end of the pipe?
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