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Jeff Raven
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Lookie what I found!
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0010/international.shtml

Its so true! we're so lame...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"I mean, that's why the Internet is called America Online, right? It's supposed to be about America."

*LMAO*

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"I just can't imagine the sort of thinking that went into making up that story. Oops, sorry for cutting your head off, here, have another. Human? No, only elephants around I'm afraid. Want a lolly?"
-Simon Sizer, 18-Oct-2000


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Epoch
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While the page is dedicated to being humorous, it has done so in a completely racist way. Now I don't want everyone believing that I am offened by anything that might be considered as racist but I'm getting sick and tired of people saying that americans only care about themselves and that we are all important. To me this is no longer just poking fun but really hitting below the belt. I don't know maybe I'm just venting because I've been classified as being a racist just for being an average white middle class male. I'll get off my soap box now.

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However Dishonor has
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Ritten
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Did they just interview people in the various state militias??? Stuff like this seems to perpetuate stupidity...

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...


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Jeff Raven
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Well, I'm an average white middle class man, and I found it quite humorous...

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I never imagined someone would be able to sum up Pullman so perfectly.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.


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TSN
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Tec: I'm fairly certain the US has quite a few different races in it...

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"I just can't imagine the sort of thinking that went into making up that story. Oops, sorry for cutting your head off, here, have another. Human? No, only elephants around I'm afraid. Want a lolly?"
-Simon Sizer, 18-Oct-2000


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Like the Indy500, the CocaCola 9 hundred million, and quite a few others. Go Earnhardt! Or something.

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*ahem*


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Nim
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Tec: You say you don't get offended by anything considered racist? Then you truly ARE a racist. And stating that americans are an own race, well that's priceless.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited October 19, 2000).]


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Jeff Raven
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Hey hey hey! This is a joke-thread! Keep it out of the Flameboard!

Now everyone share a laugh and group hug!

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Kosh
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quote:

Specifically, the software looks for world datelines and keywords indicative of irrelevant foreign stories, including "Shiite," "post-Apartheid," and "Bob Geldof."

Priceless!!

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Epoch
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Nimrod, what I meant by not being offened by most things racist was racist comments towards whites. I personally feel that there is no place for racists anywhere.

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Death before Dishonor!
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Yo, dude, you're looking too deep into this. It's funny. It's not an online lynching and cross-burning.

Put your fingers on either side of your mouth. Now, pull up and out slowly. Open mouth slightly, and you're smiling! Is it not better that bitching?

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"...Well, we're about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum�, the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan�, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it'll go off!" - Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl.


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Epoch
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I am truly sorry if my actions have seemed to be attacking this odvious abstract humor. I am just extremely tired both mentaly and physcically. I have spent the last week feeling like I've been attacked in one of my courses just for being white. There have been many times that I have felt this way some for being white and others for being american. I do understand that there are many americans who this article fits to a tee. But even humor reaches the point where it can actually be taken by some as close enough to the truth. I am proud and lucky that I was able to grow up here. Most of the time I am able to take these jokes that poke fun at us americans and laugh with them, and at other times I'm just to worn out to care. This is just one of those times. Again I am sorry.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.



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Jeff Raven
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For the record, I'm proud to be White. Its what I am.

Also, I still think USA is the greatest nation in the world, no matter what anyone else says. I'm proud to be living here.

No worries, Tec.

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