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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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My car must be a female, no balls and can be quite the bitch at times.....

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Stupid bastards and religious freaks,
so safe in their castle keeps...

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Mine has very impressive hooters.

Oh, and my girlfriend has huge tits too...

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Well, we seem to have successfully steered away from the race issue, but I fear the cure will prove worse than the disease.

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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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I dunno. What exactly is the cure for testicular cancer?

(if that offended you, please replace "testicular cancer" with, oh, I dunno, something about bunnies.)

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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Actually, some people i know would find rabbits more offensive that testicular cancer.

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"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts"

- Bloodhound Gang

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Gaseous Anomaly
Senior Member
Member # 114

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Especially when they both occupy the same point in space-time.

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Surely that would just be rabbits that have testicular cancer? Which, I'm ashamed to admit, doesn't actually bother me much.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Well, not necessarily... For instance, if you had testicular cancer, and rabbits happened to occupy the same point in space time, I think you'd be a bit miffed, to say the least...

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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

posted

Canceruos growths AND rabbits in your testicles? hmm.

*thinks*

Actyually... dare I say it?

If you had a rabbit in your testicles, you could feed it by shoving a carrot up your arse.

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"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts"

- Bloodhound Gang

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Really...? Perhaps it's best that I don't ask exactly where you've been storing your, erm... family jewels...

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