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Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
~C. Montgomery Burns

See, now I feel like an old brown shoe. It isn't that I'm against political discussion in the Lounge...

Well, actually it is. I mean, this is a personal quirk, I admit, but the U.S. has been thrusting for months, and now that we're spent I think I'd like to roll over and go to sleep. Please honey? Please?

*all is full of love*

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"I do prefer the arse, but you can't dismiss the leg. They're joined at the hip, so to speak."

Was it brown before or after you administered a sound kicking to someone, Sol?

*runs away*

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

And I posted this in Incomming Hail, where obviously no-one would read it. Since EACH AND EVERY LETTER I write is pure silkly goodness, I will paste it here as well. For no reason, other than it's about Sol, and Sol it in the heading. (Well, it's about Simon wanting his own forum for talk about him, which is fair enough. Plus, I haven't had any orders yet, and I need the money. My kids need milk!)

I fully support the "Sol System" forum, and as a bonus, I will soon have available a high-quality selection of genuine "Sol System" merchandise, from Crappola. Yes, Sol System T-shirts. Diary's with the wit of Simon Sizer on every page. Toilet paper made out of the skin flakes that fall from S.S.'s skin every day, carefully collected and remade into the highest quality bog-roll.

And now, Sol System can be cloned to order! That's right, for every 100 posts in the "Sol System is god and should be worshipped by everyone all the time for ever and ever" forum will be rewarded with your very own copy of Simon "enormous shaft" Sizer. Available with or without clothes, and with wit and charm available for only $5 extra.

Coming soon: The "Oh my god Omega, will you just shut
your fucking mouth before I ram a golf-club down your
throat and use you on the driving-range" forum. Free gun, bible, and Ad-honiumargument available on entry.

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS

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I am going to buy Japanese cars from now on, because the auto workers got the day off to vote and the state went to Gore, so I want to see how many we can get unemployed.
From The Port Huron Times-Herald talk back section.

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All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.
Bob Dylan

(I imagine I'll be paying for that.)

~LOA

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"You know, you--you let a wolf save your life, they make you pay and pay and pay..."
- Fraser, "due South"