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When you've made at least 250 posts. You've still got around 200 to go. And editing posts don't count.
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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[Now useless remark] Funny, I was about to ask the same thing. I assumed it depended on how long one had been registered... oh well. [/Now useless remark]
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Failing that, you could sleep with one of the people in power here. That did it for me.
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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Did it for you in what way - Sexual satisfaction or just being able to change your status line? Either way, Simon must have left you sore for ages after....
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This should not be taken as a confirmation, but I want to say, for the record, that I am a careful and gracious lover. That is all. As UM might say, I'm not a big fan of the man train, but it's flattering just to be nominated.
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I think the most "important" people here would be CC, Daryus, Frank, and I. CC and I are taken, and I don't know about Daryus... But I'm sure Frank will take you up on it, if you offer! :-)
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I'm slowly (very slowly) becoming an important person around here... that or my medication is wearing off and my imagination's running loose again.
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Frank does seem the most likely candidate. If only he hadn't disappeared. (Then again, maybe he disappeared because all those newbies were outside his house pestering him with sexual advances. He's no Simon Sizer, y'know.)
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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