Man 1: Like hey, what is that growing on your arm.
Man 2: A penis.
Man 1: Oh, right then. Really, what is it?
Man 2: A penis.
*silence*
Man 2: It's a penis you see. I had a wee bit of an accident back when I....
Man 1: Will you just stop now. Please.
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Jeff, no...I wasn't dead. Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest for the past few months but definetly NOT dead. So, if any of ya'll wanna hook back up with me over ICQ, got a new number too. I screwed up transfering the old one to a laptop before I went down to KSC last month...
About the post - I don't know what's funnier: the fact this happened or that the Official Newspaper of the CPSU in the USSR is now running what amounts to tabloid news.
Be seeing you.
QRW.
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What makes you think they were ever running anything else?
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Yeah, Pravda was printing those alien-invasion stories back in the early 90's, remember?
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Being 16 years old and having a penis growing out your arm? Ummm... wow. Think about how cold it is in Russia at times. We're talking major shrinkage here.
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Now on to the making of films!
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Kinky stuff.
::refrains from saying anything else::
What were you down at KSC for, Quatre?
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Stingray: The launch of STS-104 last month.
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So, if any of ya'll wanna hook back up with me over ICQ, got a new number too. I screwed up transfering the old one to a laptop before I went down to KSC last month...
Think about how cold it is in Russia at times. We're talking major shrinkage here.
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