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Okay, I can't tell if the woman gave the boy a hand or an oral stimulation. Which one is it?
Maybe he was wearing this tee shirt...
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I think it'd be safe to assume that it was oral sexual contact. From all of the sex safe programs I've had to either sit through or present, fellatio and cunniliguis are exclusively terms for oral stimulation of the genitals.
Hand jobs fall under the term masturbation, which is any stimulation of the genitals by use of the hands which can include penetration but not always. Other examples under this category include frottage, mutual masturbation, vaginal and anal fisting, penetration with foreign objects (sexual devices, Coke bottles, cigars), or penetration into foreign objects (vacuum cleaners, apple pie).
Sodomy includes the categories of oral sexual contact and anal sexual intercourse, although many states with sodomy laws on the books single out anal sexual intercourse and homosexual contact (both orally and anally).
What ever happening to just "making love?"
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Nope, you're just stuck in cyberspace with the Everpresent Resident Assistant.
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Yeah, I'm still the Pompatus of Love. I guess I ought to consider getting my status line changed back to that sometime.
It's just that whenever sex is brought, I tend to revert back into RA mode and offer tips on safe sex and hand out my enormous supply of condoms that were collected from safe sex programs. And, if I have a banana handy, I can demostrate how to put it on (the banana, I mean).
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You don't have bannana flavored condoms by any chance?
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Ummm... I'm afraid not. I do have some mint flavored ones, though. I like to call them my condomints. ::rimshot::
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I've just heard on the news that the "person" in question who did the deed is not female, but is male dressed up as female. Oh boy.
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